tehloserprince

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#hmm

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#asdfgh

[tehloserprince]

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

#asdfgh #🤌✨️

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#bff tag #skeletal #skeleton #asdfgh

[tehloserprince]

adding a "Sad!" at the end of sentences will never not be funny now, trumps tweets were like a Cambrian explosion of linguistics

#asdfgh

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#kabosu #doge #wow

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#asdfgh

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My favourite thing is when the pixel art videogame lets you walk on the bed and it makes it look like you are under the blankie

#yes good

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

#me tbh

[tehloserprince]

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

#critters #cat

[tehloserprince]

poke-classics series ~ each available as archival giclee prints in signed editions of 60

#pokemon #oh i love this lol

[tehloserprince]

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

#asdfgh

[tehloserprince]

text post meme wei wuxian edition

#wei wuxian #the untamed #cql

[tehloserprince]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i NEED hrt

mutual 2: here is 10 more paragraphs of rambling about the same character i have been talking about for the past 8 months

mutual 3:

😎 anonymous asked: hey i saw your 10k note post and i was wondering why you think it's ok to say that everyone who lives in a house should be killed and eaten?

💬 i did not fucking say that

blog i followed for a funny post a while back: this situation with my family just keeps getting worse i feel so hopeless all the time this really might be the end for me

mutual 4: why is no one talking about this obscure indie work last relevant 10+ years ago made by a lunatic that contains some of the worst writing of all time. it's a masterpiece

mutual 5: who all remember star war

blog i followed for politics: [10 consecutive reblogs of anime girls with giant tits]

blog i followed for yuri art: [10 consecutive reblogs of resource threads about marxist theory and history]

mutual 6: little doodle lol [most beautiful image ever drawn]

#asdfgh

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#me #i get the reasoning behind open concept okay #i want closed concept #like #fuck off and leave me to my nooks and crannies

[tehloserprince]

this duck LOVES pink drink

#critters #duck #this is such a mood

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#urgent #critters #cat