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happy april 30th!

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the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

#ouch

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closure.

#Zutara #atla

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oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year

#dracula daily

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Shiro Kasamatsu

Sky in Winter

#art

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#tbh i dont mind epithets so much as long as they arent used a lot #my Biggest Pet Peeve is using “baby” as a pet name #dont know why but it bugs me sooo much #once twice rarely or in jest fine #as the common choice? vile #polls

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"Breathe, Jaskier!"

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#geraskier #geralt #jaskier #put those men in situations

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Is it really choir sheet music if it isn't a photocopy that says "do not photocopy this copyrighted material" at the bottom?

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#video #craft time #such a good pair of artists

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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

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HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

#very beautiful #very powerful #lumpfish #video

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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Neptune Theatre, 2024)

#just saw this in toronto and it was so good #rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead #these two had such a stage presence and there were a bunch of other actors i recognized from stratford

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peace and love on planet earth

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me