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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

#hobby lobby is evil #do not buy from them

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Finally figured out what to do with my two inky bois! It's not *quite* finished yet, definitely needs something else, I'm just happy to finally have a place for the mushies I made a couple years ago.

#cottagecore #mushrooms #inky cap mushroom #fungi #moss #handmade #crochet shit #im thinking a tiny skull #or two #maybe a smattering of tiny bones #just to add to the necrotic energy of an inky cap

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Currently sitting in front of a burrito I made, my brain and my body locked in combat. My brain knows I need to eat, I haven't had a meal all day. My body *KNOWS* if I put food into it right now it'll make me sick. I'm so tired of not being able to feed myself like a regular adult.

#personal #rants #mental illness #chronic illness

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Lymantria by BreCat Ewa Brandys on Ravelry

#this is STUNNING

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#this brought me so much joy #sound ON

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.

There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.

#we are babies #we know nothing

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#we were always here #you let us die

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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👀👀👀 So give us thr joke takes at the end of the episode I would very much like the joke takes please.

putting them back in panama for this

#wbn #The Wizard The Witch and The Wild One

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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

#okay but you don't have to shout

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This made me bust out laughing

#Oh look #its the consequenses of your own actions

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warning ⚠️

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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

#always reblog

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That time Matt had to "How do I want to do this?" himself

#one of my favorite moments