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thegreenbaron88 · 2 years
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Systems are failing,
Data is corrupted,
Software is obsolete,
Hardware is non-functional,
It's time to start shutting down.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Can't hear disco like that. Got to be thru extremely loud speakers that cause a painfully reaction to your nervous system, causing the wild disco dance moves our bodies make in protest but we don't care and smile anyway because well......disco!
..........and speakers don't work in space. The creators of our universe made it this way to keep Lil Wayne's voice contained to only one planet.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Nah, they'll never be able to sync that way. I would be like having two songs playing at the same time.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Can't sound dosent travel in space.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Nah, they got to sparkle. That'd how they can see each other in the darkness of the void. The small diamonds in the skin refact the light of the celestial bodies that surround them.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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There is no such thing as space vampires.......space vampires.........twilight in space..... oh, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!!!!!!
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Can we talk about the kid that can survive without oxygen.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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I knew someone with autism who hated Aba therapists, can someone please explain this hate to me?
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Pillars of Creation
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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We happy?
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Can some please explain this to me. I dont get it.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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I'm so sorry.
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I tried my best to never let you in to see the truth And I’ve never opened up I’ve never truly loved ‘till you put your arms around me.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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I recently came across a combination of American cheese put atop hot apple pie, and melted under a broiler. I was skeptical of it but definitely wanted to try my favorite foods. What do I have to say? Not bad, not bad at all
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Lmao!!!!
THE PLOT TWISTS IN THIS
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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HOW TO GO MEAT SHOPPING
1) Go to Walmart to pick out the meat you like.
2) Read sell by or freeze date of the meat you like. (Go for expensive stuff)
3) Return to the store the day before after 9pm when they are marking them as clearance.
4) Rob the department blind.
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thegreenbaron88 · 3 years
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Is this true????
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