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Independent Bookstore Day & Marine Mammal Rescue Day
Person A is a mermaid who is obsessed with books since they don’t have such things underwater and when they get a chance to live on land, gets their dream job at the local independent bookstore, run by Person B. Person B doesn’t know why Person A is so weird, has very little actual knowledge of books and reading, but Person A’s enthusiasm is appreciated.
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Person A: I think he hates me. Person B: Even if he does, you also hate you, so this just means you two have way more in common than you realized.
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Person A: I know for a fact Person B likes me for my brains because he splattered them on the wall when we first met and now we are dating! Person B: Why do you always have to bring that up? You make me sound terrible. Person A: Our first meeting was fateful, quirky, and makes for a dramatic story that will keep the guests at our future wedding on the edge of their seats.
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Person A: So what did the doctor say? Person B: She said I have Borderline personality disorder. But what I don’t know can’t hurt me, so I’m not googling that.
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Alien Day & Childcare Professionals Day & National Kids and Pets Day
Person A is the child of an astronaut who kept in touch with aliens they met but kept secret during their last trip and used their extraterrestrial connections for free childcare in exchange for the aliens staying in their home, safely hidden, when visiting Earth. So Person A grew up with lots of strange “family friends” around them. When Person A starts a family with their partner, Person B, they reach out to these “family friends” for the same deal. But Person B is a little worried about Person A’s nonchalance with leaving their infant(s)/pet(s) with aliens.
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DNA Day & International Financial Independence Awareness Day & Parental Alienation Awareness Day
Person A is struggling financially but has supernatural heritage and finds a group that wants various DNA samples from supernaturally descended people and will pay money for each sample. So Person A gets enough money to get back on their feet, and years later, is stable. But they get sought out by a child/teenager, Person B, who claims they were made from the DNA fragments Person A donated to the group.
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International Guide Dog Day & World Day for Laboratory Animals
Person A is a scientist who works with genetic experimenting on animals for military purposes. When one of the staff brings their child to work, Person A realizes some of the rejected experiments could still work well as guide animals/assistance animals. Person B is the activist they reach out to for help getting funding, but Person B wants proof of how well failed military experiments could do the jobs. So they set about running a trial run training program.
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World Book and Copyright Day & World Book Night
Person A is a character who escaped their story and is fleeing through books, trying to avoid the copyright police from hunting them down and forcing them back into their original narrative. Person B is the unknowing library goer that just took the book they were hiding in home and Person A slipped out into Person B’s personal library. Person B is finally starting to notice the strange but minor changes in their collection when rereading their favorite book.
[Overflow for today's obscure holidays is available on Patreon!]
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“In God We Trust” Day & Chemists Celebrate the Earth Day & Earth Day
Person A is a chemist who works with conversation efforts who gets kidnapped by god along with a bunch of other scientists and conservation effort leaders, and god wants them all to find a solution that can stop humans damaging the planet beyond repair.
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Keep Off the Grass Day & Kindergarten Day
Person A homeschools their young child, but their child is plant obsessed and keeps trying to wander into Person B, their neighbor’s, garden which is filled with plants and basically a mini jungle. Person A, knowing most people hate kids entering their yards, tries to keep their child from doing so, but their child is easily lured by the critters, bugs, and weird plants. When Person A finally runs into Person B when out with their child, Person B enjoys listening to their child tell Person B about their favorite plants and bugs they’ve seen in Person B’s garden, and Person B invites them to enter any time.
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Person A: Don’t make this weird. Person B: I haven’t said anything yet. Person A: Yeah, and let’s keep it that way.
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"I wish to be like the stars, sparkling and warm and safely cradled in the darkness, millions of light years away from you."
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"Not kidnapped, just running away from my responsibilities. Be home in a month!"
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Weekly Update
IMPORTANT: I am running low on money for living! Now would be a great time to subscribe to my Patreon or Commission me (via Ko-fi or email: [email protected])!
Now that that's out of the way...
Queue: Both Tumblr and Patreon are queued for the rest of April! Been tough with my move, college, and my health but managed to keep up with posting!
Requests: CLOSED (only accepting commissions right now)
Life Updates: I had several X-rays this week and probably 10 or more blood tests and still no solid answers. But my move is finalized, despite the delays, so at least one stressor is removed. My health has made me behind on a few things as I've had frequent fluctuations across the past month, but hopefully I can get caught up again before my next health drop.
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Husband Appreciation Day & National Look Alike Day & World Circus Day
Person A’s lover died, but when a circus comes to town and the ringleader looks identical to their dead lover, they try to find ways to meet the ringleader, Person B. Person A finds solace in Person B even behaving similar to their lover, but starts to struggle to separate Person B from their lover in their head. Person B isn’t too surprised by Person A’s growing obsession, but another performer mentions that this same situation happens in every place they stop, and Person A runs into another ‘obsessed fan’/stalker who claims Person B also looks like someone close to them who died recently.
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"The only crime you've committed is failing to exist in a way that others find palatable. I'm sorry you have to be punished for a crime that is not your fault."
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“I was a Daddy’s girl because my mom’s favorite child was my brother and his favorite parent was my mother so me and my dad were just kinda leftovers who settled for each other.”
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