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eyyy that's noel's wife! she's so pretty ;_;

#shameless #layla alizada #11x8

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it's your turn

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Chappell Roan on Instagram today. Photographed by Jade Pike

#oh? #👀 #chappell roan

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You like the high school bleachers? Our spot, man.

#shameless #noel fisher #cameron monaghan #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #their chemistry is fucking magnetic #noel is so talented ;_;

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#true blood #god she made me so horny #and then she got with hoyt and he looks freakishly like my ex so i was in full blown bi panic

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CUT THEIR BEST SCENES SO SHORT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

#shameless #noel fisher #cameron monaghan #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #im definitely not normal about this #Youtube

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#the passenger #johnny berchtold #i had one afkdjghfkdgh #if i could all my clothes would be murky green they just go so well with my brown skin

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#castle rock #the kid #dennis zalewski #henry deaver #bill skarsgard #noel fisher #art

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obsessed with this silly tiger

#im so glad i dont have to hunt for food

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my boyfriend got food poisoning

#lol #it's the little things in life you know

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I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

#fics #asdfghjkl

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one episode mickey tells ian to work on himself, next episode he's ok to marry him, because he punched a minuscule twink to death? (like im sorry that guy was 50 pounds soaking wet, he died after the first punch)

#shameless #im working through my hurt feelings #mickey didnt even hear what was said he doesnt even know why ian socked the guy #im glad we got the wedding #but the lead up to it wasnt it chief

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Finally a show with a gay couple not portrayed with stupid stereotypes

Shameless s11: here’s an entire episode where they fight about who’s the woman in the relationship

#shameless #what is this modern family? #these episodes are painful to watch #mickey would not be saying these things #mickey is not a moron #the hall of shame bit where he throws ian’s illness in his face? IN WHAT WORLD WOULD MICKEY EVEN THINK OF SAYING THAT

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#how could u leave that hidden #i lost my shit

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I'm genderfluid because I gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, until that doesn't work and then I manipulate, mansplain, manwhore.

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Ronald Speirs + Smiles

#band of brothers #matthew settle #ronald speirs #🤗🥰🥹😘🫠

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#final faggotry #final fantussy #erm #final fantasy #asdfghjkl