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Factory is officially in full gear. I know it’s only August 29th but there is ALOT of children. So production is pretty much constant, all year long. Very little vacation.

#bernard the elf #santa clause #headelf #let the fun begin #I’m constantly stressed #i hate children #me when i lie #i dont truly hate kids #just some

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I hate children yet I’m one of Santa’s elves. Just great.

#bernard the elf #santa clause #headelf #Bernard says things #i hate children #children suck

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Even though pride month has ended, nothing will change. You are all valid no matter your gender identity or sexual orientation. Everyone at the North Pole loves you for you. We support you and cheer you on. And while I don’t say it often, I love all of you. Even when I’m an asshole.

#bernard the elf #santa clause #headelf #lgbtq positivity #lgbtq #lesbian #pansexual #bisexaul #bernard loves you all #transgender #asexual #aromantic

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Happy Pride month to all! Everyone down here at the North Pole loves you no matter your gender identity or sexuality. I hope everything goes smoothly for you this pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Judy would like to say she has made an assortment of sweets for everyone. She’ll be doing this all month long and if you ask her to. 💅

#bernard the elf #santa clause #headelf #pride month #lgbtqia #lgbtq positivity #trans rights #Bernard says trans rights #it’s canon #lgbtq ally #asexual #lesbian #gay #bisexual #pansexual #transgender #Bernard says Gay rights

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Sometimes I get asked where I was when Jack Frost was messing up Christmas. I can assure you that I was 100% on a secret mission and not tied to a chair in my house.

#bernard the elf #santa clause #headelf #me when i lie #I was tied to a chair in my house #it was kinda relaxing #I think of it as a mini vacation #just don’t tell the others what really happened

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Whoever is making “Hottest Elf” lists need to stop immediately. I’m getting HR complaints and it’s starting to cause a headache.

#bernard the elf #santa clause #they always put me last place #Is it the screaming? #Curtis is ranked higher then me on them #and everyone finds him annoying

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Sometimes I wish I could say “I don’t get paid enough to deal with blah blah blah” but I can’t. I do be living mad luxurious.

#bernard the elf #headelf #santa clause #material gworl #i have my own house #so does everyone else but that’s besides the point