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transexualpirate · 11 minutes
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janus would be jeff obviously. remus would be either troy of britta but for the sake of the world building let's go with britta. patton could be shirley, logan would be annie, abed would be virgil and troy would be roman. pierce does not exist here just like he shouldn't exist irl
ok this is very specific and a little bit niche but i Need you guys to fucking. LOOK AT ME. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. BEGGING YOU
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transexualpirate · 13 minutes
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SANDERS SIDES COMMUNITY AU.
ok this is very specific and a little bit niche but i Need you guys to fucking. LOOK AT ME. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. BEGGING YOU
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transexualpirate · 13 minutes
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ok this is very specific and a little bit niche but i Need you guys to fucking. LOOK AT ME. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. BEGGING YOU
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WHAT IS GOING ON AT CROSSROADS 8 OH MY GOD?
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transexualpirate · 1 hour
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pro-tip: if you're not from the uk OR the us you might STILL be able to call her a holocaust denier! take me for example. my brasilian ass is sitting here asking her where did she get the audacity. and im not getting sued!
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transexualpirate · 1 hour
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i know it’s been said before, but it bears repeating: a big, big part of maintaining your confidence & self esteem as a creator is fully embracing the concept of “you don’t have to be good like them.  you can be good like you.”
for example, i’m not someone who’s particularly good at coming up with complex, elaborate plots or incredibly unique ideas.  it’s just not how i choose to write.  and it would be easy for me to look at someone with an elaborate, super unique plot & decide that because i don’t write like that, i’m not a good writer.  after all, unique plots are good, and my writing lacks those, so my writing must not be good, right?  well, no, actually.  i just have different strengths, like taking a simple premise & digging super deep into its emotional depths.  that’s what i do well & it isn’t any better or worse than people who do elaborate world building or come up with really creative and unexpected plots.
your writing is never going to be all things to all people.  it just isn’t.  inevitably, you’ll have to make creative choices that favor certain aspects of writing over others.  there is truly no getting around that & it’s honestly a good thing, because it means you’ve developed your own style.  but you’ll always encounter other creators who posses strengths that you don’t.  it doesn’t mean one is better than the other or that your writing isn’t good enough. 
comparing yourself like that would be like taking a piece of pizza & a cupcake & going “oh no, that cupcake is so sweet & my pizza isn’t sweet at all.” or “gosh, the garlic crust on that pizza is delicious and my cupcake doesn’t have ANY garlic.”  obviously your pizza isn’t sweet.  obviously your cupcake doesn’t have garlic.  a food can’t have every single delicious flavor at once.  the cupcake is good like a cupcake.  the pizza is good like a pizza.  so you don’t have to be good like them.  you can be good like you.
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transexualpirate · 2 hours
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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transexualpirate · 2 hours
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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god
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transexualpirate · 3 hours
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Thing I suddenly had the urge to doodle at school ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
"Wants to create Smth but doesn't know what" be me sometimes
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transexualpirate · 3 hours
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for a little background this happened when i was trying to shower but he followed me into the bathroom and he saw what i was about to do and he's scared of the shower so he was just trying his hardest to convince me to leave he kept biting my ankles and meowing and when i put him outside he kept scratching at the door the whole time
i love when my cat is very clearly upset that i can pick him up and take him anywhere but he can't do the same with me. sometimes i can easily tell he wishes he could simply move me from one room to another to facilitate his daily activities (eating and sleeping) but he CAN'T and he's very obviously frustrated about it. it's hilarious
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transexualpirate · 16 hours
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how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks
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transexualpirate · 16 hours
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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]
dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?
me: uh yeah! at some point, lol
dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...
dad: [rambles for a bit]
dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while
me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]
me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,
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transexualpirate · 16 hours
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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"
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transexualpirate · 16 hours
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You're now a cat owner.
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transexualpirate · 16 hours
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cool. cool cool cool.
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transexualpirate · 17 hours
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i love when my cat is very clearly upset that i can pick him up and take him anywhere but he can't do the same with me. sometimes i can easily tell he wishes he could simply move me from one room to another to facilitate his daily activities (eating and sleeping) but he CAN'T and he's very obviously frustrated about it. it's hilarious
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