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I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.

#control group

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ferns ferns ferns

#ferns ferns ferns!!!!!! #art

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RIP Lt. Col. Henry Blake, you would've really loved the Bass Pro Shop pyramid

#mash

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My Most Haunted Roll Of Film Yet

#art

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

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i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Folks, on this Tumblr blog, we simply must honor the cock.

#dimension 20 #honor the cock 🫡

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one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.

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not supposed to be on the table but she looks so polite

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just asked the barista for a “12 inch” latte rather than “12 ounce” latte, tried to correct myself, and did it again.

I’m alive awake alert enthusiastic today, clearly

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ronda slater, what I need is: a contemplation of bisexuality, from bi any other name: bisexual people speak out, edited by Lorraine Hutchins and Lani Kaahumanu, 1991

#poetry

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

#👀 #lotr

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reblog to pet prev

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reblog to pet prev