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Uhhh top 5 beans

As a vegetarian I DO IN FACT have bean opinions

1. Pinto. Foolproof bean, good and soft, can be refried with utter perfection.

2. White beans. There's this sandwich spread you can make by smooshing up white beans and cooking them with thyme, it's killer. Put that on some sourdough with pickled beets and sprouts, you're in heaven babey

3. Boiled peanuts. They're really good.

4. Red lentils. I've never been a lentils guy, but red lentil daal is deliciose, plus ssoooo easy to make. Green lentils still suck ass as far as I'm concerned though!!

5. Gotta shout out good ol black beans, really can't go wrong with these fellas. But not #1 cuz they're a normie bean

#pinto my beloved

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#i was in 2 and then they medicated me #i do not endorse taking speed as a mechanism for reducing ones caffeine intake but it is apparently an option

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?

ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.

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I am Moniquill, Goddess of the time I was going to be in the office. Fear me because I was going to be there at work and I didn't want to.

#i am Stig goddess of a time nexus bringer of a man tenderly in a nutshell. #fear me because you have a new system.

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has anyone actually looked at photos of Andre Agassi, the tennis player DWJ compares Howl to in the interview at the end of the 2009 edition?

Because it’s the

late 1980s fever dream

we’ve all been

waiting for

#im sure the player is probably doing things #but as pictures of Howl this suggests to me #that he decided a slightly open mouth communicates wistfulness #and has been dedicatedly mouthbreathing ever since

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Seeing posts circulating that got reblogged by op with 'reblog this version' feels like. It's like the horse ran away in the Big Windstorm that blew the door off its hinges and there actually IS no barn door anymore, but you're standing beside it anyway making very determined door-closing gestures when the horse comes wandering back inside snuffling about for its hay.

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#he's the only valid one

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The Immortals No. 6: How dare you

#see my first thought was 'does that level of the hierarchy even mate??' #tortall

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It's been almost two years and I'm finally ready to talk about it.

#fuckign #. #amazing #tortall

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Seeing posts circulating that got reblogged by op with 'reblog this version' feels like. It's like the horse ran away in the Big Windstorm that blew the door off its hinges and there actually IS no barn door anymore, but you're standing beside it anyway making very determined door-closing gestures when the horse comes wandering back inside snuffling about for its hay.

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

#incredible #love this for your family and also your neighbors

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Map of Curling Clubs in the US

#IS THIS TRUE I NEED TO KNOW

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

#ahhh The Wiz #we weren't even all white we were like 50% AT MOST #but you would not have known this from the cast