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#garwin sanford

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I feel so old when I see the answers to most of the polls (I'm 43) 🤣 Can we do a poll just about voters age?

😂💖💖 ikr, i've never felt more ancient and crumbling than when people tag songs from my childhood as old classics 😅

#polls

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#shaun evans #endeavour #fanart

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#abortion #abortion rights #pro choice

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daily birds week 17!

common swift + bald eagle

shoebill + african fish eagle

eurasian hoopoe + european nightjar

greater racket-tailed drongo

#art #birds

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My dad's sheep had 4 lambs this week and he sent a video of them to the family group chat in which one of the lambs looks straight at the camera and does the cutest little baaaaaaah i've ever heard in my life so i extracted the audio from the video and improved the quality a bit and saved it as an mp3 and last night when my dad was asleep i put it onto his phone and set it as his message notification sound. now phone go baaaaaaaah. (this morning he almost threw the phone out of the window but i think he's growing on it)

#that is adorable! #baaaaaah! #thank you op #Carolyn’s new ringtone for herc

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#foxes in love

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My dad's sheep had 4 lambs this week and he sent a video of them to the family group chat in which one of the lambs looks straight at the camera and does the cutest little baaaaaaah i've ever heard in my life so i extracted the audio from the video and improved the quality a bit and saved it as an mp3 and last night when my dad was asleep i put it onto his phone and set it as his message notification sound. now phone go baaaaaaaah. (this morning he almost threw the phone out of the window but i think he's growing on it)

#please op share the sound file #I think we all would love to hear the baaaaaah

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The German language has quite a few animalistic verbs:

fuchsen ("to fox") = to annoy

hechten ("to pike") = to dive

reihern ("to heron") = to puke

dackeln ("to dachshund") = to walk slowly

aalen ("to eel") = to bask

vögeln ("to bird") = to have sex

einigeln ("to hedgehog in") = to curl up

hamstern ("to hamster") = to hoard

schlängeln ("to snake") = to wriggle

stieren ("to bull") = to goggle

unken ("to toad") = to gripe, augur doom

tigern ("to tiger") - to walk tigerishly

#language

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Mein Großvater hat, als selbsternannter Kunstkenner, ein neues Bild im Esszimmer aufgehängt. Das überlebensgroße Abbild einer nackten Frau sorgte beim Familienfrühstück für sehr viel rege Diskussion, bei der jeder jeden mal als Kunstbanausen und kulturfremden Idioten bezeichnen durfte, und die erst endete als mein Großvater drohte eines der Kriegsbilder aus dem Keller zu holen um die Frau auszutauschen. sometimes I miss the other side of my family, who spend sundays going to church and silently resenting each other instead of doing whatever this is.

Ich glaub noch nicht mal dass man "Madame in Öl auf Leinwand" unbedingt "Angriff des 5. Regiments bei Preussen" vorziehen kann. Das was das Gespräch abschnürrte wie ein altmodisches tourniquet war einfach die Erinnerung an die fucking Kriegsmalerei-Gallerie im Keller meiner Großeltern, wo man hinter'm Stromzähler auf General Custer trifft und es nicht bis zur Waschmaschine schafft ohne unsortiert jede Epoche der Militärgeschichte in fünf verschiedenen Kunststilen zu durchleben. Verdrängung ist laut Freud auch nur ein Schutzmechanismus. And ho boy am I trying to verdrängung my way out of that memory

#if it makes me laugh it gets reblogged

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we deserve one action hero who is meticulous about gun safety and trigger discipline

#john wick

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#monica lewinsky

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#every cabin pressure fan knows about Liechtenstein

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BTS rather than a 'Thursday' shot and no idea where its from but I love this photo... they all look so happy

#endeavour #bts

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#foxes in love

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literally me

#yup