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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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via @deadskink

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it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

#me @ my parents every other week lmao

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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“Age of elves”

“Age of men”

Wrong. Every age. Is the age of ants.

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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was feeling background stressed for no clear reason, accidentally dimmed my lamp and immediately felt better. My sensors are sensing, apparently

#autistic #sensory issues

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Finally got some pegboard for my room and a couple L brackets to make a desk! I'll probs put up the pegboard tonight and the desk ill dooo either tomorrow, tuesday, or next weekend

#tomorrow and Tuesday both have 1 activity scheduled already #but next weekend is free 😎 #personal

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literally the best advice i've gotten for panic attacks is 4-7-8 breathing. u inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 7, exhale for 8; it like forcibly lowers your heart rate or something

plus if you use ur phone's stopwatch to time each segment, then u can distract urself by trying to press 'lap' perfectly on the second

#works very well to prevent a building a panic attack for me #highly recommend #panic attack #anxiety #breathing