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could you do Yoongi for your fight club series 👀 wanna see how he’d stack up LOL

bet. i ain’t afraid of death

#kpop scenarios #kpop #kpopidol #kpop fight club #bts #bts suga #spoiler: i’d lose

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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fight JYP for kpop fight club

👀

....say no more

#kpop scenarios #kpop #kpop fight club #jyp entertainment #jype #JYP #if i ever see him it’s on sight

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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Looking for challengers for Kpop Fight Club!

Send me the name of a Kpop idol (male or female) and they might (they most likely will) be featured in fight club next!

I’m ready to catch some (imaginary) hands!

#kpop bands #kpop group #kpop scenarios #kpopidol #kpop #kpop writing #kpop imagines #kpop fight club #kpop male #kpop female #kpop boys #kpop boygroup #kpop girls #kpop girlgroup

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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Inbox me a K-Pop group and I’ll tell you:

fan or not

how long i’ve been a fan

the first song i heard by them

my favourite song as of now

the first mv i saw

my favourite mv as of now

who my bias is

#kpop #ask #trying not to let social anxiety control me this year :)#this sounds fun though #let’s do this

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KPOP FIGHT CLUB #7

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Yoon Jeonghan (윤정한)

Group: SEVENTEEN (SVT)

Height: 178 cm (5’10”)

Weight: 62 kg (137 lbs)

Reason: He’s evil and I love it. (He’s my SEVENTEEN bias for a reason)

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> This man lowkey scares me.

> I don’t know what would go through his mind, but he sure as heck would be ready to fight if need be.

> He wouldn’t show it though, he’d act very chill. Probably just stare at me with a smirk on his face.

> I wouldn’t know what to do so I’d probably get into a fighting stance while nervously staring at the ground.

> He’d probably laugh at me then.

> Then I’d just bow because I realize that this might me a mistake.

> Then one of two paths could happen:

PATH A

> While I’m bowing he hits me in the back of the neck and knock me out.

> I’m now on his hit list.

> I lose. 💥 🥊

PATH B

> He recruits me and I take care of the people on his hit list.

> He’d win. 🥇

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Home;Run’

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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1 day until the last K-Pop Fight Club of the year!

KPOP FIGHT CLUB #5/?

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Lucas (루카스)

Group: NCT U, WayV, SuperM

Height: 182 cm (6’0″)

Weight: 64 kg (141 lbs)

Reason: I forgot my original reason, but I still wanna follow through cause I was really passionate about it.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would only last one round.

> He would think it’s all fun and games until we start.

> I would need to catch him by surprise because he has the power to knock me over with his pinky finger.

> Would go for the legs first since he’s a freaking GIANT.

> Would kick him on the floor.

> He would either quit once he sees that I’m serious about beating him up...

> ...or get back up to fight once he sees that I’m serious about beating him up

> If he tries to get back up I’d lay on him to force him back to the ground.

> Either way, I’d win. 🥇

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Resonace’.

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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2 days until the last K-Pop Fight Club of the year!

KPOP FIGHT CLUB #4/?

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Byun Baekhyun (변백현)

Group: EXO, SuperM

Height: 174 cm (5’8.5″)

Weight: 64 kg (141 lbs)

Reason: His competitiveness triggered me in MTopia.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would last one (long) round.

> He would think that I’m joking until I throw the first punch.

> Fight would be very aggressive.

> Can only end one of two ways:

1) Someone else comes in and stops it because they think we’re gonna murder each other.

> A tie (for now)

2) He throws himself at me when I get tired, knocking me to the ground.

> I’d surrender, but he’d continue to stomp on me.

> I’d lose. 💥 🥊

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Candy’.

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#kpop bands #kpop scenarios #kpopidol #kpop #byun baekhyun #baekhyun #byun baekhyun exo #byun baekhyun superm #baekhyun exo #baekhyun superm #exo #superm #baekhyun exo scenario #exo scenarios #baekhyun superm scenario #superm scenarios #kpop fight club #baekhyun candy

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3 days until the last K-Pop Fight Club of the year!

KPOP FIGHT CLUB #3/?

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: BamBam (뱀뱀)

Group: GOT7

Height: 178 cm (5’10″)

Weight: 60 kg (132 lbs)

Reason: Said “Skrrt Skrrt” too many times.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would last one round.

> It would be either really short or really long.

> Either he wouldn’t gage the seriousness of the situation...

> He’d get scared and start running away

> If I catch him I’d knock him out (if I can reach his head cause I’m hella short) while he’s still trying to figure out what’s happening

> ...OR he’d take it very seriously and try to be really cool while fighting.

> He would be very competitive and throw a lot of punches with sound effects.

> Could see him running in circles around me to try and distract me.

> He’d probably quit if I hit him too hard.

> I’d win. 🥇

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Breath (넌 날 숨 쉬게 해)’.

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#spotify #kpop fight club #kpop group #kpop bands #kpopidol #kpop scenarios #got7 #got7 scenarios #bambam #bambam got7 #got7 imagines #got7 comeback #got7 bambam scenarios #got7 breath #got7 breath of love: last piece #got7 bambam #bambam scenarios

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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4 days until the last K-Pop Fight Club of the year!

KPOP FIGHT CLUB #2/?

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Lee Minho (Lee Know) (리노)

Group: Stray Kids

Height: 172 cm (5’8″)

Weight: —

Reason: For fun because I know I don’t stand a chance.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would end quickly.

> He would think that it’s cute that I think I could take him on.

> We’d jokingly throw soft punches in the beginning until I punch him harder on the shoulder.

> He would stand there in silence and then CLOCK* me.

> I’d cry.

> He’d laugh.

> I’d loose. 💥 🥊

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘All In’.

– *to punch someone very hard; usually in the face

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5 days until the last K-Pop Fight Club of the year!

KPOP FIGHT CLUB #1/?

Welcome to Kpop Fight Club, where I imagine me fighting kpop idols.

Enjoy the show!

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Choi Yeonjun (최연준)

Group: Tomorrow by Together (TXT)

Height: 181.5 cm (5’11”)

Weight: 62 kg (136 lbs)

Reason: Unintentionally peer pressured me to spend money on him that I don’t have.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would last one and a half rounds.

> I would go in very strong.

> He would easily dodge every attack (and get cocky)

> He probably wouldn’t throw hands unless I successfully do so.

> Either way I’d probably end up on the floor, either by him tripping me, pushing me over, or me missing a punch and throwing myself off balance.

> I would get really intimidated looking up at him from the ground (cause he’s 5’11 with a bright pink mullet)

> I’d surrender and he’d help me up, but then I’d try to fight him again.

> I’d get tired quickly and end up on the floor again.

> I’d lose. 💥 🥊

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Blue Hour’.

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KPOP FIGHT CLUB #6

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

Group: Stray Kids (SKZ)

Height: 179 cm (5’10.5″)

Weight: –

Reason: 1) So beautiful he makes me mad. 2) Flirts with other Stays when he should be coming home to me.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> I can picture it clearly: I storm into the practice room after finding out that he’s been flirting with other Stays behind my back.

> He’d definitely look at me like he’s disgusted (you know the look)

> I can see him covering my mouth to shut me up.

> I’d pull his hand off of my face and then push his shoulder.

> He would immediately clutch his shoulder, stumble backwards and then fling himself onto the ground. (have you seen how dramatic this man is???)

> I’d probably start to complain about him being dramatic, only to have him groan out in “pain” every time I open my mouth.

> I’d eventually just leave him on the ground after I tell him to be home early, and that I’m not cooking him dinner.

> I’d...win? 🥇

Let me know who you think actually won.

< • • • >

Stream ‘All In (Korean Version)’!

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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Looking for challengers for Kpop Fight Club!

Send me the name of a Kpop idol (male or female) and they might (they most likely will) be featured in fight club next!

I’m ready to catch some (imaginary) hands!

#kpop bands #kpop group #kpop scenarios #kpopidol #kpop #kpop writing #kpop imagines #kpop fight club #kpop male #kpop female #kpop girls #kpop girlgroup #kpop boys #kpop boygroup

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mysociallifeissuffering · 3 years

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REBLOGGING THIS CAUSE I CANT AFFORD A LAWSUIT.

@JYPE, SME, BIG HIT and whomever it may concern. I’m broke, don’t sue me.

I usually am really inactive on Tumblr but I got inspired by a friend and wanna post some scenarios about Kpop Idols I wanna fight. Stay tuned!

#kpop #kpop scenarios #jyp entertainment #sm entertainment #big hit entertainment #kpop fight club #don’t sue #no lawsuit pls

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KPOP FIGHT CLUB #5

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Lucas (루카스)

Group: NCT U, WayV, SuperM

Height: 182 cm (6’0″)

Weight: 64 kg (141 lbs)

Reason: I forgot my original reason, but I still wanna follow through cause I was really passionate about it.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would only last one round.

> He would think it’s all fun and games until we start.

> I would need to catch him by surprise because he has the power to knock me over with his pinky finger.

> Would go for the legs first since he’s a freaking GIANT.

> Would kick him on the floor.

> He would either quit once he sees that I’m serious about beating him up...

> ...or get back up to fight once he sees that I’m serious about beating him up

> If he tries to get back up I’d lay on him to force him back to the ground.

> Either way, I’d win. 🥇

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Resonace’.

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KPOP FIGHT CLUB #4

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: Byun Baekhyun (변백현)

Group: EXO, SuperM

Height: 174 cm (5’8.5″)

Weight: 64 kg (141 lbs)

Reason: His competitiveness triggered me in MTopia.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would last one (long) round.

> He would think that I’m joking until I throw the first punch.

> Fight would be very aggressive.

> Can only end one of two ways:

1) Someone else comes in and stops it because they think we’re gonna murder each other.

> A tie (for now)

2) He throws himself at me when I get tired, knocking me to the ground.

> I’d surrender, but he’d continue to stomp on me.

> I’d lose. 💥 🥊

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Candy’.

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KPOP FIGHT CLUB #3

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

Challenger: BamBam (뱀뱀)

Group: GOT7

Height: 178 cm (5’10″)

Weight: 60 kg (132 lbs)

Reason: Said “Skrrt Skrrt” too many times.

And...FIGHT! 🔔 🔔

> Fight would last one round.

> It would be either really short or really long.

> Either he wouldn’t gage the seriousness of the situation...

> He’d get scared and start running away

> If I catch him I’d knock him out (if I can reach his head cause I’m hella short) while he’s still trying to figure out what’s happening

> ...OR he’d take it very seriously and try to be really cool while fighting.

> He would be very competitive and throw a lot of punches with sound effects.

> Could see him running in circles around me to try and distract me.

> He’d probably quit if I hit him too hard.

> I’d win. 🥇

< • • • >

+ Stream ‘Breath (넌 날 숨 쉬게 해)’.

Previous Round //

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KPOP FIGHT CLUB MASTERLIST 🔔🔔

Disclaimer: I do not hate these idols or know them personally. Nor do I have any intention of living out these scenarios. These are purely a work of fiction and imagination.

< • • • >

Round 1 - Yeonjun (Tomorrow by Together)

Round 2 - Lee Know (Stray Kids)

Round 3 - BamBam (GOT7)

Round 4 - Byun Baekhyun (EXO, SuperM)

Round 5 - Lucas (NCT U, WayV, SuperM)

Round 6 - Hyunjin (Stray Kids)

Round 7 - Jeonghan (SEVENTEEN)

Looking for new challengers.

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