still kickin' almost a year later✌🏻
my life sucks what if I actually just kms lol ✌🏻
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bringing this back bc guess what happened again this year :')
Thinking about how my wife got her mom flowers for Valentine's Day but not me :/ like babe :/
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hey what the fuck
insane to me that my wife bought weed before food. ma'am all I've eaten in the past four days is two cup noodles and a cup of mandarin slices and you're buying weed.
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this happened btw. she moved to Vegas after giving most of them away and left the rest with my stepdad (soon to be ex-stepdad)
my mom says she's thinking about re-homing half the dogs. breakdown time
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still shutting off the system bc I can't handle it ✌🏻 handed the front off to someone yesterday but that's about all
upset bc i realized that as host ive been intentionally ignoring + pushing away the system bc it's been so bad. it fucking sucks and i dont want it and i dont want to listen to them and i know that's making it worse but i cannot for the life of me try to open up my head
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upset bc i realized that as host ive been intentionally ignoring + pushing away the system bc it's been so bad. it fucking sucks and i dont want it and i dont want to listen to them and i know that's making it worse but i cannot for the life of me try to open up my head
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telling myself we'll calmly ask the kid to stop playing Gaga's paparazzi on repeat instead of group strangling him like Bart n homer from the simpsons
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It's wild how most of us block out or cannot remain aware of the fact that my childhood/teenage nickname between my mom and best friend (and now non-amicable soon-to-be-ex sister-in-law) was Joobs. short for Just Boobs. which they would joke about being enormous constantly
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google search how to explain to my wife that I Know her not saying bye before leaving for work isn't a Big Deal but that it still leaves me feeling like a broken abandoned child and to please maybe kiss me bye before she goes so I don't spend hours Rotting about it
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not the suicidal child looking up the height of the bridge a mile from our house to see if the body would die if they flung us off it 🤔🤔🤔
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