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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

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I like the way you...

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WHAT! REALLY 😭😭😭

Woke up to this photo and I’m like “a lot is going on but am I complaining?” she looks good anywayyyyy

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Ben, after showing Isle kids some movies: “Okay, so what was everyone’s favorite scary movie?”

Harry: “Saw.”

Uma: “Halloween.”

Gil: “High School Musical. After watching it, I keep thinking that the entire school will start singing something and I’ll be the only person to not know the words.”

#you know what gil #that is a legit fear #good for you

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*Uma, watching Harry from afar*

Gil: "Harry, don't look now, but I think Captain is checking you out."

Harry: "She better be. Why do ya think I've been bent over my car for so long?

Gil: "Because your car broke down...?"

Harry: "Nah, the car has been good to go for half an hour now."

#harry no lol #shes probably wondering why hes been bent over the car for so long and if she should go check on them

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Completely agree Harry was about 3 seconds away from falling backwards when he first smelled her in the movie.

My man was bewitched instantly!

My favorite huma head cannon will always be that the reason why Harry is more touchy with Uma during D3 more so than D2 is because she smells like the ocean (and of course because he missed her).

He's never minded or cared for the fact that she smelt like shrimp for all those years, it just became one of his favorite things about her.

However, when he reunited with her again on the bridge, he was hit with the smell of the ocean, something that he always longed for, the son of a pirate who was shackled to the shore hoping one day to finally see and explore the seas and when Uma returns she carries the scent that he longs for (there are times where he admits he misses that shrimpy smell, it became a comfort to him since Uma was also his safe space).

The more Uma embodies the ocean and steps into her power and heritage the more deeper Harry falls for her.

It's been such a long time since I've posted anything Huma related, I think the D4 teaser and all the huma content on my dash board is throwing me back in my descendants phase 😅 also I'm listening to Ocean Eyes by Bliie Eillish which is 100% a Huma song

#huma #uma x harry hook

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Harry is smarter than this, he is just an ass who will encourage this way of thinking in Gil, just to get here.

Seeing Uma frustrated is his special form of entertainment because seeing that special shade of red peaking from underneath her skin makes him think

'This is what is feels like to find the X on the map'

Plus chasing the dogs into the house with Gil and playing with them with Uma until she agrees to keep at least two of them is one of the happiest memories hes created.

Harry, Gil, no.

#i wanna say harry would be smarter than this but lmao who knows #^op tag #harry get it together you only have one life

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I'm gonna be honest, I don't see how anyone can hate Uma. Like, she eats up every single scene she's in, she delivers great lines, "What's My Name" is one of the best songs overall (any time she sings and dances I have to just watch her, she definitely embodies how captivating merfolk are) and I'm not arguing on that, her motives for wanting to take down the barrier wasn't even for her. She wanted to help the kids. Uma's whole character is just amazing!

Ask me who is the Queen of the Isle, it's her.

#this! #Uma is everything is her movie #shes the only reason i watch the last two

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Guma-Uppies~

commissioned by @benjaycaptain <3

#disney descendants #uma descendants #gil descendants

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WEAK! Why are you pushing your whole face into her hand bro?

This is how you do it! The eye contact, the soft intertwining of hands, the way his lips caress her knuckles. Kiss Uma's hand like the queen she is

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Descendants Discord Profiles Part One: The VKs

Based on this amazing template by @uservalerian and inspired by @catoptrific's beautiful JatP gifset

Part Two with the AKs here!

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I LOVE UMA DISNEY DESCENDANTS !!!!!

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....me be delusional with the these numbers

Because numbers equals clocks quick equals tik tok croc and then THAT equal harry.

Side note I like how it kinda combines their themes unintentionally 🤣🤣

China Anne McClain as Uma

Descendants: The Rise of Red

#can you tell im desperate for Huma content #lmfao

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Woke up to this photo and I’m like “a lot is going on but am I complaining?” she looks good anywayyyyy

#uma descendants #BITING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #I.AM.FERAL.

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pet that dogboy girl pet him

#ahhhh! the caption #lol #I'm dying