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ian and anthony (judging with homosexual intent)

#smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #ianthony

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we as a society should talk more about the matpat springtrap mpreg story scott wrote as canon in the fnaf books cuz man what the fuck

#fnaf #scott cawthon #matpat #fnaf books #springtrap

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that one clip of kelsey kreppel and connor wood but make it mike and vanessa

vanessa: but luckily i have purse, so i feel like things are just in there

mike: i have purse

vanessa: …

mike: i have purse! :D

vanessa: (already laughing) luckily i have purse!

mike: i have purse☺️ i have shoe?👀 i have hat on head😚

#fnaf mike schmidt #fnaf mike #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanessa afton #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #incorrect fnaf quotes

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Securitywaiter fandom!

Consider this... I NEED this Ness

With this Mike

Aka "Clumsy detective x even clumsier robber that is followed by bad luck"

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I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

#dreamtheory #dream theory #securitywaiter #mike x ness #fnaf mike #fnaf ness #fnaf

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have we talked about this. am i behind

#djo time #djotime #djo #joe keery #joe keery djo #djo music #jdk #gimme rock n roll #punk djo when

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hot take, matthew lillard and josh hutcherson should’ve done british accents for the fnaf movie. i think it would’ve been silly

#fnaf william afton #fnaf michael afton #fnaf mike schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf #michael afton #mike schmidt #william afton #matthew lillard #josh hutcherson

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A group of normal business owners :)

#fnaf #twf #five nights at freddy's #the walten files #william afton #henry emily #felix kranken #jack walten

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steve lies to the party about being bad at video games so he can absolutely demolish them when they finally “convince” him to go to the arcade with them

#stranger things #steve harrington #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #will byers #the party

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i so agree

not to be dramatic or anything but I just think that Jinkx & DeLa-

#jinkx monsoon #bendelacreme #dela #jinkx & dela #the jinkx & dela holiday show #drag me to dinner #jela #rupauls drag race #rpdr

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we talk about steve having a father-crush on wayne, like he wants to be adopted by him or whatever

what about steve just actually having a crush on wayne LMAO. somethin about gruff older men really does it for him so he gets all nervous and blushy around wayne and/or hopper

it drives eddie absolutely insane that wayne can make steve giggle like a schoolgirl and that wayne purposefully goes along with it. wayne just likes making the harrington boy smile, he’s too young to look so tired.

(eddie hasn’t pieced together that steve’s eye rolls and fond smiles he gives him are little confessions of how much he loves him)

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #stranger things season 4 #wayne munson #steddie ficlet #steddie ficlet idea #steve likes older men #same

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life updates with cricket

i started a new job this week! and this is a full on career switch. my previous job, i was in the oh so wonderful world of finance🙄 (literal hell)

but GUESS WHOS IN THE MEDICAL FIELD NOW BITCHES!!!! now instead of dealing with old people yelling at me for asking for an id, i have all kinds of adults yell at me for their needle poke hurting

what a wild change. i’m excited to see where it takes me. i’m also SO excited for what getting back to work is going to do for me mentally. id been unemployed for about 8 months and just felt so useless and like i was in limbo. lots of dissociating and not fun stuff. but now it’s like oh there’s purpose? fun!

#cricketspeaks #cricket shares too much #life update #life upd8

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i feel like i should let u guys know that i have an afton family in the sims and im currently making william and bella goth fall in love<3

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#dan and phil #dandp #dan howell #danandphilgames #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #dapgames #phil lester #dnp #daniel howell

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steve calls everyone to check up on them at 8:00 every night. like clockwork, the phones will ring and one by one, each kiddo confirms their safety. it puts his mind at ease, at least just a little bit.

robin only calls steve. never at a specific time, but always way too late in the night to be something she planned. 2:34, 1:17, 3:55, 4:11.

“steve? steve, please tell me you’re there.”

“i’m here, robbie.”

she’s huffing and puffing like she ran a marathon in her sleep.

“they don’t- they’re not- your face?”

“nobody’s here but me. no russians. no injuries.” he tries to keep his voice even, steady, let her know he means it.

“promise you’ll call if they come? i’ll- i’ll get you out this time, i swear, i- i’ll do more. promise?”

and steve shuts his eyes, holding back a sad sigh as he pictures her in that bunker, where her brain currently is, screaming out for him, begging them to leave him alone, to stop hurting him.

“i promise. but there’s nothing to worry about. i’m okay, you’re okay. there’s no russians.”

“i should have saved you-“

“you did save me, robbie.”

“i could have- i should have done more.”

“you did enough.”

and her breathing stutters before it finally slows down, her lungs settling on an even pace. he can lay back now.

“i’m gonna…gonna go to sleep again.”

“good. you do that. i’m a call away.”

“a call away…okay…yeah…okay. i love you.”

“i love you too, robin.”

“okay…g’night.”

“goodnight, robbie.”

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #stobin brotp #stobin #stobin ficlet #robin’s russian trauma #starcourt mall #stranger things ficlet #plot twist he hangs up and there’s russians all around oops

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holy fuck i fixed it false alarm. if u ever accidentally delete words in ur notes app, i know how to fix them now LMAO

i just accidentally deleted about 2k words worth of writing. i’m gonna jump off a bridge

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i just accidentally deleted about 2k words worth of writing. i’m gonna jump off a bridge