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help im gay

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#clexa

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Mugshots of civil rights activist “Freedom Riders” in Jackson, Mississippi during the summer of 1961.

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fyi

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

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snow says it’s porn (insp)

#swanqueen #swan queen

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i think i’m addicted to the stars.

#clexa

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I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

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literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

#wut

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one (1) good and wholesome thing happened during quarantine. ❤️

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My mother didn’t believe me when I said the reason her phone keeps displaying ads for dog car harnesses is because it eavesdrops on her spoken conversations.

“Watch this,” I said. “I want to buy a wetsuit. I need a wetsuit. Where can I get a wetsuit? Bring me a wetsuit. Wetsuit size small. Women’s wetsuits. Wetsuits for children. Wetsuits for dogs. Discount wetsuits. Hot single wetsuits in my area? Sexy wetsuits. Wetsuits for sale. Purchase me a wetsuit. We need to get a wetsuit. Spend money on a wetsuit! I want to get a wetsuit. Where did you get that wetsuit?”

Her phone is now advertising wetsuits.

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I just want to shout from mountains that I am so very in love with my girl. Today is the 9th anniversary of our domestic partnership. 

11 years total (soon to be 12 years next month)!!

The pictures you see are pages from a booklet I had made for valentines day one year.

#lesbian #true love #gay

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In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

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pissed off right now, because I went to get ingredients for my white turkey chili and some toilet paper. a normal amount. however, since i everyone is going crazy with panic hoarding, i left the store with zero things.

trader joes was nearly bare. no beans. no meat. no fucking toilet paper.

ahhhh

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MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B

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Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

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gay🖋irl

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