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"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

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this is one of my favourite falins tbh

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

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love your new icon bro 💚

thank u :)

#jellyloveru

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let's be bad at video games together

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happy pride and remember to keep those of us in mind who don't have the liberty to celebrate or unite with a community

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the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

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usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"

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Pocket sized medic

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

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I made sketches with hum versions of Soundwave and Shockwave and I want to say…… humanize Shockwave is fucking hard...like… I had three attempts to make him the way I want it, AND ONLY ON THE FOURTH ATTEMPT DID WHAT I NEEDED COME OUT…BRUH But I'm happy.

aaaand just look at how ugly he was lmao

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Custom built and full working classic computer setup

Fully functioning webcam speakers and Morse code styled mouse. Nixie clock within the typewriter

#oh my god.

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#??????????

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outer wilds is fucking scary bro

#txt #i had to stop playing cuz its fucking me up

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og gman model is so fine actually

#txt #goddamn. okay