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0ryza13 · 17 hours
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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry
A delicious meal
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0ryza13 · 18 hours
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What the hell is this
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0ryza13 · 18 hours
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Congrats to Mike Trapp for getting a good grade in the time loop, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve
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0ryza13 · 18 hours
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Dropout makes you say sentences.
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0ryza13 · 18 hours
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The thing about musical theater is that the silliest show you’ve ever heard of WILL have a song that just changes your brain chemistry no matter how pissed you are about that.
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0ryza13 · 19 hours
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I think I could be more off-putting if given the chance. Release me from my enclosure
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0ryza13 · 19 hours
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Hm
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0ryza13 · 19 hours
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this video now
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0ryza13 · 19 hours
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he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
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0ryza13 · 19 hours
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Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.
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0ryza13 · 20 hours
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i think that instead of the pr video studio they had in x and y where you made little movies with your pokemon in legends za they should have a stage and you can have your pokemon put on plays and perhaps you could even give them a script and have them act out les mis idk that could be funny
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0ryza13 · 20 hours
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Once Upon A TIME,
a bunch of scientists realized that the current time system, of 60 seconds to 60 minutes to 24 hours, was a little ridiculous, and decided that like many other measurements, it needed to be given a metric system equivalent.
Unfortunately for them, they decided to keep all the same names for things, and people decided it was too confusing and the whole thing never took off.
Then a while back, I took that information, mixed it with my minecraft hyperfixation, and came up with a new time system. Hear me out, because I think that despite (or maybe due to?) its origin, it's actually a pretty solid system.
So, let's start big and work down, since that's simplest for this.
One day-night cycle. First of all, who decided a day-night cycle would be called a day? That entirely dismisses the other half of the cycle! So, the cycle will now be known as a Clock. This is not an issue, because unlike the old system, which used analog clocks which only showed numbers for half the cycle and had to go around twice per cycle (why???), the new system uses clocks which go around once per cycle (as it should be). Secondly, it's ridiculous to start the Clock in the middle of the night, so 0:00 will be at dawn.
Now, instead of 24 hours in a day, we will have 10 units to a Clock, because the point is the metric system. These units will be called Clicks (and now you're seeing where the minecraft hyperfixation affected things. Suck it up, the names are the best part honestly, wait for the ending). At ten units to what was previously 24, that means each Click is the same length of time as 2.4 hours, or 2 hours and 24 minutes.
That's a long unit, so we need to divide it further. These will be our minute equivalents for the system. These units will be called Tocks, and there will be 100 of them in each Click. This equates 100 Tocks to 144 minutes, or 1 Tock to 1.44 minutes (or 1 minute and 26.4 seconds, for those of you counting).
Clearly, we still need one more small unit for small amounts of counting - equivalent to seconds. Once again since this is metric based, there will be 100 units per Tock. These smallest units are Ticks. A Tick is worth .864 of a second - nearly the same when you're counting in your head, given that the speed at which a person pronounces "One Mississippi" already varies a person's personal perception of a second's length. I recognize that officially, seconds are based on the length of time it takes some certain type of isotope to go through a decay cycle, but let's be honest, that was just a way to standardize something completely arbitrary. They can pick a different isotope for a Tick.
So, the new system is as follows:
100 Ticks -> 1 Tock, 100 Tocks -> 1 Click, 10 Clicks -> 1 Clock
Ticks, Tocks, Clicks, Clocks.
LET'S GO.
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0ryza13 · 20 hours
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0ryza13 · 2 days
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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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0ryza13 · 2 days
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I don't care what your sexuality is if we start doing kiss marry kill or smash or pass for people of a gender you're not actually attracted to you can have some gosh darn imagination. Make a choice. Pick. Imagine. Open your mind to creativity.
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0ryza13 · 2 days
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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