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ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!
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To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question
are you mad at me
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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”
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may you find people who happily listen while you gush about your obscure interests. may you find people you feel comfortable and safe enough around to be your authentic self
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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my favorite genre of photography
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I’m not surprised that her nearly illiterate fan base who have NO idea what she is even talking about in her lyrics mistook a library card catalog system for a morgue. I mean it took them 6 years to realize Lover is sad album so…
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GIRLS5EVA 3.02|3.03
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april 12, 2009 | twelve years ago today
jimmy kimmel asked dianna agron about the rumors of a love triangle between her, tim tebow, and taylor
“wouldn’t that be juicy?” she said before imitating taylor’s 2009 snl “hi taylor” to taylor lautner. she also said the two were “just friends”, quotations included
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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem
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“not everything has to be about lesbians” i mean true but
why limit ourselves
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I've been futzing around with the art style again and also I keep drawing ✨them✨
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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