and i think to myself; what a wonderful world
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Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
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I want to wake up at 2am, roll over, see your face, and know that I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
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A bit of colour on the horizon | benmuldersunsets
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tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.
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sorry for responding to your text that fast. the love in my heart for you is so loud
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i like that clingy shit . be ALL over me.
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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?
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yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.
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Being a person who feels things deeply is exhausting
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Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD
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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering
“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response
she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response
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i understand dads now. i sit down for 5 minutes and i just start falling asleep. i get it now
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