Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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I’m begging you to look at this.
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Customer: HAMMER HAS BEEN MY NICKNAME SINCE I WAS 3 YEARS OLD AND I AM SAYING THAT THE TRUCK IS MINE THROUGH THAT NICKNAME
DMV: HAMMER=PENIS
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: THIS IS MY LEGAL FIRST NAME
DMV: PULLED FOR HOE, THIS IS HIS REAL FIRST NAME
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: IT’S MY NAME, JASON, ENCODED TO BASE64. I JUST WANT THE BLACK AND YELLOW PLATE SO THAT’S WHAT I CAME UP WITH.
DMV: AMF=ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER
Verdict: DENIED
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I take it all back. In this episode they're complaining about how expensive it gets to go to all the weddings you have to go to in your late 20s and early 30s. Perfect show, no complaints.
Anime is great because it'll be like. This 14-year-old boy is the only one who can pilot this monstrous war machine to fight back against the inscrutable horrors that already wiped out half of the human population. And every time he does he almost dies and experiences incomprehensible agony and every day feels like it may be his last. But in the meantime he needs to go to school with his guardian/substitute mother for a career day and he's embarrassed because all his schoolmates fancy her.
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EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media
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can't stop thinking about tamsyn muir's choice to present her deep, morally and politically complex science fantasy world with a central web of magic, secrets and lies reaching back ten thousand years through the eyes of three characters who:
1. tune out and start thinking about hot women whenever the magic system or worldbuilding are being explained
2. experience hallucinations on a daily basis, have brain damage and are being deceived and misled by their peers, authority figures, themselves and God
3. don't know who they are, have spent their entire life in one place and are, on all levels but physical, six months old
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They can't go on the big school trip! Because evil aliens could decide to attack while they're away! And more importantly, because they are failing class and need to do extra study.
Anime is great because it'll be like. This 14-year-old boy is the only one who can pilot this monstrous war machine to fight back against the inscrutable horrors that already wiped out half of the human population. And every time he does he almost dies and experiences incomprehensible agony and every day feels like it may be his last. But in the meantime he needs to go to school with his guardian/substitute mother for a career day and he's embarrassed because all his schoolmates fancy her.
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We'll get right back to the apocalypse and the metaphysical implications of these extradimensional invaders, but first, the wind blows a girl's skirt up and she slaps three boys for looking, then one of the boys gets angry and pulls his pants down as retaliation.
Anime is great because it'll be like. This 14-year-old boy is the only one who can pilot this monstrous war machine to fight back against the inscrutable horrors that already wiped out half of the human population. And every time he does he almost dies and experiences incomprehensible agony and every day feels like it may be his last. But in the meantime he needs to go to school with his guardian/substitute mother for a career day and he's embarrassed because all his schoolmates fancy her.
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Anime is great because it'll be like. This 14-year-old boy is the only one who can pilot this monstrous war machine to fight back against the inscrutable horrors that already wiped out half of the human population. And every time he does he almost dies and experiences incomprehensible agony and every day feels like it may be his last. But in the meantime he needs to go to school with his guardian/substitute mother for a career day and he's embarrassed because all his schoolmates fancy her.
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