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the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

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this girl sitting next to me today when we took the psat started crying and gurl i relate

#the math part was so hard for no damn reason

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I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

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i enjoy the simple things in life

like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family

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Frogs… that’s all

#OMG #PHROOOOG #THANK YOU DIA

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Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share

#LMAOO

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Very helpful! thanks!

How To Wash Your Binder!

Hey everyone, just wanted to make this is show y’all how I wash my binder and as a reminder to wash your binder!

So first off, I like to wash my binders every third day (unless it was really hot that day or if I spilled something on it, then I wash it that day)

So first I fill the sink up with warm water and put my binders in the water. Then I like to let them just soak in the water for a few minutes!

So next I use a Landry cleaner and softener

I keep them in small tubs cause I don’t need the whole bottle.

Now I leave them to soak for a couple minutes

Now I’m using dove body wash to make it smell nice and feel a lot softer

Now I let that soak for a moment

After I scrub them I drain the warm water

And then rinse them off with cold water

If any of your water turns a weird color do not worry! It’s not because it dirty, it’s just the dye!

Then I squeeze them out the best I can by hand and then I leave them to hang like this for the night!

Hope this was helpful!?

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a casual sunday afternoon in florida

Everything you need in one spot

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At this E3, I shall destroy gamer

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Do you ever think about how at peace Tollund Man looks and want to cry?

He was most likely a human sacrifice. He was hanged, a horrible, violent way to die, but he wasn’t scared, he didn’t care, because he was so sure that his death would mean something. The rope is still around his neck, his skin has visible lacerations from where it slowly killed him, but his eyes are so gently closed and he is smiling, relaxed, completely prepared for the reward of the next life.

I hope he made it there.

#i read about her its really interesting how her body was so perfectly preserved

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thought i might be allergic to my friends 3 cats, turns out, the rose i smoked yesterday had cat hair in it and thats why im sick :/

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@fettuccin-alfredo @astronaut-oxylotl picrew chain?

#picrew #picrew chain

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can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

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when all your favorite people are online

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

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FUCK HAMILTON

OH MY GOD

#THESE TAGS THO #doing my research paper on gimat rn and apparently lafayette wanted gimat to lead redoubt 10 at yorktown but hamilton disagreed cause he was #the senior officer #i mean i guess it makes sense but come on gimat deserved it more #he was older than hamilton too????? like shut up and listen to your french uncle mf #this is an gimat stan account