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Ok but

When I search for shitposting, why the fuck do I get Fandom shitposts? Like I get it you and your other Steven universe fans probably find this very funny but this isn’t what I’m here for.

Please stop tagging fandom shitposting with shitposting, for the love of god. It’s not real shitposting, and the majority of people on the tag don’t care about your Harry Potter chatpost, dear lord.

#shitposting #ihadtotagitwithsomething #shutup

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I’ve only just realised how bad my tumblr is and it’s ok

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I eat so fucking much how am I not fat

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When I was four I found an online game for kids and there was one time where a monster rolled over in bed and you saw his ass and I straight up think that turned me gay

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Why is there so much vore on this godforsaken website what did we do to deserve this

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What if we just called milk titty juice

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Fuck you, I’m right.

McDonalds tastes like shit unless it’s the fucking Hot Piri Piri wrap. Apart from that, if you eat McDonalds I will not hesitate to block you like the scum you are.

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Splatoon is probably the only fandom where it’s acceptable to want to eat all the game characters hair

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“Fucking finally”

—Me on my death bed

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Why the fuck did I post this

Taps are just rivers that stop existing

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I watched 47 Ronin last night and honestly I can’t tell you the plot because Keanu Reeves is too hot it’s distracting.

#keanu reeves #shitposting

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Taps are just rivers that stop existing

#shitposting #showerthoughts