that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares
FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you鈥檙e dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you鈥檙e a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It鈥檚 our belief that you鈥檙e such a stupid motherfucker, that you鈥檒l battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE鈥橪L WIN THEM ALL. That鈥檚 right, we鈥檒l win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you鈥檙e fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that鈥檚 right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don鈥檛 wait! Don鈥檛 delay! DON鈥橳 FUCK WITH US, or we鈥檒l rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you鈥檙e a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City鈥檚 Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!
When I tell you this took me forever, this took me forever, at least a WEEK, anyway here's my headcanons for my favorites ever (the villains) idk how obvious it is but it feels very clear which ones i did first and which ones i did last anyway enjoy
It鈥檚 thinking about The Astronomer hours, and if he knows about the Man in Iran who says he talks to ghosts by having not spoken to anyone alive in 42 years, then does that mean that The Astronomer is already a ghost