actualsoyboy

[actualsoyboy]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

#actually twitter is kinda great for this #if it's a screenshot then there are community notes to tell you it's fake #if it's a link & you try to comment or QRT. it's like 'hmm you sure you want to do that when you haven't even read it?'

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You know whoever wrote this line (which Wyll says in Act 1) was so excited about it lol

#💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 #they thought they were so clever. #well they were #bg3

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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the kiss!

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

#every time I see these posts I’m like ‘hell yeah. none of this applies to me tho’

[actualsoyboy]

you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

[actualsoyboy]

I was born in 2008. Be scared.

i’m not scared of 2 year olds

[actualsoyboy]

literally cannot make this shit up

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Baenre

#my beloved #bg3

[actualsoyboy]

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

#for real!!these people are too young to be 20!!

[actualsoyboy]

writing job applications and thinking that perhaps I wasn't made for this world

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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[actualsoyboy]

#lmaooo #the good place

[actualsoyboy]

damn i let my likes pile up again and it's gonna take like 2 hours to go through to reblog everything

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[actualsoyboy]

have we tried substance abuse my liege