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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

#char: Alexander Volkanovski

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maslow's hierarchy of needs but it's just making a woman laugh really hard at your shitty joke

#char: the Wolf #he has One (1) girl friend & this is why #at least until she got amnesiaed :(

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

#char: Zenith Prime #walking around the halls of the new Order of Auris HQ

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People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit

#char: Telantes Sunspear #also #char: Annimenazz Gnash #that one time w the possum & that other time w the scarabs

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count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

#char: Annimenazz Gnash #chasing that one vampire through the sky before he exploded into bats & she lost him #I would tag him but I forget the NPC's name! #camp: Aereth 1

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#char: Annimenazz Gnash #char: Storreinn #party: the Real Housewives of Aereth #incorrect quotes #bizarrely the only thing her orb cannot do is divine the future

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[rotten hand thrusts blindly out of the dirt] we - [head and shoulders emerge heaving from the soil] - are so - [claws and squirms to free more of my body from the clutches of the grave] - fucking - [staggers to my feet] - back [coughs up a clump of dirt]

#char: Alexander Volkanovski

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#char: Knives McGee

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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#char: Storreinn #was almost Volkanovski but he doesn't swear (yet)

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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

#char: Cerlyn Faermaenas #she could ask Volkanovski to do work experience w him! #if she dares

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im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

#char: Alexander Volkanovski #NPC: Magnus the Betrayer

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

#char: Cerlyn Faermaenas #char: Alexander Volkanovski #camp: Aereth 2 #this was going to be Annimenazz & Zenith purely on the basis that she's the only one who's ever gotten drunk & Zenith is Zenith #but then I remembered wait. we have an actual wrought-iron guy

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How are you moving in my stopped time

#char: Annimenazz Gnash #NPC: Null #camp: Aereth 1 #can a bitch cast Slow in peace

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#char: Knives McGee

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fear me

#char: Vohnos #triton illusionist intimidation check

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#char: Telantes Sunspear

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im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body

#char: Telantes Sunspear #poor guy does actually wear armour‚ everyone just thinks he's on the battlefield oiled up abs out for some reason