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Jon and Martin seasons 1-5 :,^)

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CELIA WHAT THE HECK !!!!!! WHEN I SAID SHE WAS MOTHER I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS LIKE THIS !!!!!!!

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VAGUE MAGNUS PROTOCOL EPISODE 13 SPOILERS!!!!

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Canon milf. I repeat, we have a canon milf. Where Maury when we need him, who's the fucking father????

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus archive #the magnus pod #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol #TMAGP #tmagp vague #vague spoilers #TMAGP 13

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Hey, can we talk about how the guys at the bachelor party hadn't immediately caught on to the fact that their friend's arms got ripped off? It wasn't even seeing the groom cry out in pain and the blood gushing out of his shoulders that got them to snap out of it, but the bartender's screaming.

Imagine being the groom, experiencing the most excruciating pain of your life and a bunch of your closest friends are just laughing around you like nothing's wrong.

To their credit, they did gang up on the monster once they realized what was happening, but that little delay stuck out to me this episode. Were they just so drunk, their brains lagged? Did they think it was a joke? Or was it somehow Bonzo's influence?

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just woke up

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you're never getting out of here

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that shit fucking hurted

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you know what would be awful, if gerry got to talk to jon while he's in a computer just like jon talked to gerry when he was una book. something something sources of information something something they'll never be able to be friends

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Ooo You Want A Spooky Tattoo So Bad... So Bad Right Now Ooooo

Ink5oul || The Magnus Protocol

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Update:

Not as bad as I was expecting, but also what the fuck. Another great episode but I definitely liked 11 more. They're really going ham with the descriptions though

SUPER VAGUE PROTOCOL EPISODE 12 SPOILERS!!!!

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We only have the title right now but. What the fuck. What are they planning. They have to know what they're doing

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blueish side characters

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SUPER VAGUE PROTOCOL EPISODE 12 SPOILERS!!!!

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We only have the title right now but. What the fuck. What are they planning. They have to know what they're doing

#tma #TMAGP #tmagp vague #tma vague #tmagp 12 #magnus protocol #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol spoilers

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Imagine being carlos the scientist and trying to tune into the local community radio and theres this guy youve never spoken to just talking about how hot you are

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VAGUE PROTOCOL EPISODE 11 SPOILERS!!

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Forget about touching grass, I need to touch THE SEA! I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER!!

#tmp vague #tmagp vague #tmagp #tmp #magnus protocol #the magnus pod #Magnus protocol 11 #TMAGP 11

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i think my favorite part about the tma liveshow with the Dog Incident is the fact that it's canon. like the fluff episodes are cute and fun but they also aren't canon and weren't written to be considered potentially canon, they're just fun lil fan things. the liveshow tho is meant to be considered canon. which means that yes, jon did in fact canonically go "like, in general?" to being asked if he'd seen a dog (which let's be real that's a mood i would also do that if caught off guard)

but also essentially jon was like "okay so you work for me, cool, and i could Fire You If Don't Fix This Immediately" and martin literally Looked This Man In The Eyes and said "i mean yeah, probably heh :) oH-" with the gayest processing delay i've ever heard in my LIFE. i honestly don't think that was any of his little manipulations of getting people to underestimate him or whatever i really think he was just that gay about Handsome Man With Nice Voice Speaking Authoritatively At Him that it took him a minute to process. and that's CANON. that's REAL. he DID THAT. i can't get over that.

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Hunted, Haunted

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canaries should stay above ground