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Skye: Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks.
Fitz: Yeah, I’m feeling a bit peckish.
Skye: Hello? He- he hung up.
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Skye: I called with an equally pressing question for you, my S.O. What are we supposed to do when we have to pee?
Ward: You broke protocol because you need a bathroom break?
Skye: It was a really, really long drive and everyone’s nervous.
Ward: There’s a container in the bottom of the blue chest.
Skye: Bottom of the blue chest… Not the water bottle?
Ward: That’s the one.
Skye: Did you never learn the thing that boy parts and girl parts are different, and ours aren’t *penises*?
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Coulson: You ever rob a bank?
Skye: No.
Coulson: An armored car?
Skye: Nope.
Coulson: How about a casino?
Skye: Should I be offended?
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Coulson: Maybe I should learn to fly. It’s not too late, right? What do you like best? The freedom? The view?
May: The solitude.
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Quinn: But do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?
Skye: Nope. *jumps off the balcony*
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Quinn: You’re a criminal. You have a warrant somewhere.
Skye: Probably.
Quinn: Specialized skill set.
Skye: I try to stay humble, but fail.
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Skye: I could get used to this, people. It’s like Siri if it worked.
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Ward: *showing Skye how to use a gun* And then?
Skye: *doing a southern accent* Then things are moving too quickly. I’m a proper southern girl, you’ll make me untidy.
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Fitz: If we had a monkey we could get in.
Simmons: Ugh, Fitz!
Fitz: If we had a small monkey, he could slip though the sensors and disable the fence’s power source with his adorable little hands.
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Ward: Every field agent has a defining moment. Ask Coulson. When you have to make the hard call to either dedicate yourself to this, or curl up in a ball and run.
Skye: How can you run if you’re curled up in a ball?
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Ward: You know you’re late.
Skye: I’m tired from the morning’s workout. I thought I was joining SHIELD, not 24 hour fitness.
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Fitz: We blew up a plane.
Simmons: We had a new experience.
Fitz: Eat that, Professor Vaughn.
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Skye: Usually one person doesn’t have the solution. But 100 people with 1% of the solution? That’ll get it done. I think that’s beautiful. Pieces solving a puzzle.
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Coulson: Ward, you can speak six languages. Simmons, you have two PhDs in fields I can’t pronounce and Fitz, you *are* a rocket scientist. So work it out.
Skye: I- I’m good at stuff too!
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Skye: I’ve been feeling like the tagalong hayseed rookie, but now I get the sense that Ward doesn’t know which one’s Simmons and which one’s Fitz, and they’ve seen even less gunfire than me, and I’m no rocket scientist but if this your first mission together?
Simmons: No, of course not. It’s our second.
Skye: I was your first? That’s sweet.
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Coulson: But the good ones, the real deal.. They’re not heroes because of what they have and we don’t. It’s what they do with it. You’re right, Mike. It matters who you are.
Mike: I could, y’know? Be a hero.
Coulson: I’m counting on it.
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Fitz: So, uh, when you get back I’ll show you my thing. *A* thing. It’s not.. It’s my hardware- my equipment! Let’s- hang up.
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