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Hey guys, check out my fic. I’ve been wanting to write it for ages, and my brain finally agreed so enjoy :) 

#sanvers #alex danvers #maggie sawyer #supergirl #fix it

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Maggie: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?

Alex: I want to be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

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“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

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want tattoo

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Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

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Three Steps by Buttersafe

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my imagination, writing skills, and focus when i finally open a document:

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I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

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Every Spider-Man villian fourty five seconds into a heist.

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which one ?

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straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them