aktn-lux

[aktn-lux]

🍄🍄🍄

[aktn-lux]

Marinette: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same

Felix, mouth full: kill two, better for business.

[aktn-lux]

Felix: I do what I want

Adrien: I'm telling Marinette

Felix: Wait no-

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv

[aktn-lux]

Felix: you’re annoying

Marinette: then stop holding my hand

Felix: [squeezing tighter] no

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv

[aktn-lux]

Felix: Leave me alone. I'm reading.

Marinette: I'm trying. Let go of my arm.

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #marinette dupain cheng #felix agreste #felinette fic #felinette incorrect quotes

[aktn-lux]

Felix: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate. I'll wait.

Marinette: You and me.

Felix, tearing up: Alright

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #fanon felix not canon felix #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir

[aktn-lux]

Felix: truth or dare?

Marinette: truth

Felix: how many hours have you slept this week?

Marinette:

Marinette: dare

Felix: go to sleep

Marinette: I don't like this game

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #fanon felix not canon felix #ml felinette #felix agreste #miraculous ladybug pv felix

[aktn-lux]

Felix: I have no emotions.

Allegra: *arches an eyebrow and heads to the kitchen*

Felix: ...Wait. Allegra, NO-!

Allegra: *comes back from kitchen, carrying Marinette*

Marinette: *giggling from being carried*

Felix, fighting a smile: Damn it...

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #ml felinette #fanon felix not canon felix #miraculous ladybug pv felix #miraculousladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir

[aktn-lux]

Marinette: Okay Felix! Knock 'em dead

Felix,holding a bat: Okay

Marinette: That was a figure of speech! Don't kill anyone!

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #fanon felix not canon felix #ml felinette #felinette fic #felix agreste #miraculous ladybug pv felix #miraculousladybug

[aktn-lux]

Felix: I give up. I am so tired.

Allegra: Get the emergency supply!

Claude: [carries Marinette and places her in front of Felix]

Marinette: [smiles]

Felix: [Jumps up] Im better than ever-

#felix agreste #ml felinette #felinette fanfic #felix/marinette #felinette #felix culpa #fanon felix not canon felix #marienette dupain cheng #marinette/felix #marinette #marinettedupaincheng #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug pv felix #miraculous ladybug pv #miraculousladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous ladybug #felinette incorrect quotes

[aktn-lux]

Felix: I was stressing out the whole day and you never once offered me a hug!

Marinette: Alright then, bring it in.

Felix: I don't need your hugs anymore!

Marinette: *Under her breath* This is why nobody hugs you.

#felix agreste #ml felinette #felinette fanfic #felix/marinette #felinette #felix culpa #fanon felix not canon felix #marienette dupain cheng #marinette/felix #marinette #miraculous ladybug pv felix #miraculous ladybug pv #miraculousladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous ladybug #felinette incorrect quotes

[aktn-lux]

Felix: What’s that smell?

Marinette: Fresh air!

Felix: …I don’t like it.

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #fanon felix not canon felix #felix agreste #ml felinette #miraculous ladybug pv felix #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir

[aktn-lux]

Alya, letting Nino beat them at arm wrestling: Aw, darn it! You won!

Marinette, slamming Felix’s hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET FELIX? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #fanon felix not canon felix #ml felinette #felix agreste #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes

[aktn-lux]

part two probably-

Felix: has anyone seen my son??

Marinette: oh god,,,Adrien!!

Felix: that mother’s adrenaline is kicking in—ADRIEN!!

Felix: I can see every equation

Marinette: excuse me ma’am, have you seen my son, he’s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk

Felix: (kicks over a trash can) ADRIEN ARE YOU IN THERE

Kidnapper: We have your child

Felix and Marinette: We don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Felix: Oh god, you have Adrien

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #miraculous ladybug pv felix #fanon felix not canon felix #ml felinette #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes

[aktn-lux]

Adrien: Alright, I got a box, we’re gonna put everything we hate in the box.

Felix: Can I put Lila in the box?

Adrien: No.

Kagami: Can I put Lila in the box?

Adrien: No.

Marinette: Can I-

Adrien: No ones putting Lila in the box!

#miraculous ladybug pv felix #miraculous ladybug pv #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes

[aktn-lux]

Kidnapper: We have your child

Felix and Marinette: We don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Felix: Oh god, you have Adrien

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #miraculous ladybug pv felix #fanon felix not canon felix #ml felinette

[aktn-lux]

Marinette: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Felix: You take that back.

#felinette #felinette fanfic #felix culpa #felix/marinette #marienette dupain cheng #marinette #marinette/felix #marinettedupaincheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug pv #fanon felix not canon felix #ml felinette #felinette fic #felix agreste