so a few days ago I saw this post, and the accompanying tags from @brrmian :
the idea of Cody being simultaneously so cool on the surface and constantly overanalysing every interaction stuck with me so much that I ended up spitting all my thoughts into existence
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
The Gospel According to Anakin, Chapter 2, Verse 22-23
And it came to pass, while Jesus was traveling in the land of Coruscant, that he did enter a place of rest, and instructed one of His disciples to keep watch. And His disciple said, Teacher, what shall you do? And He replied, I shall satisfy my thirst with the wine of this world. And it happened that a young man approached Him, saying, Friend traveler, you are worn and road-weary. Wouldst thou to purchase some death sticks? And he replied, Amen I say to you, but you do not want to sell me death sticks. Moreover, my child, you shall go home and rethink thy life, that you may be a bearer instead of sticks of eternal life. And Sleazebaggano did as he was instructed.
The Ides of March: How To More Effectively Confront a Sith Lord
ID: A painting by William Holmes Sullivan of the assassination of Julius Caesar, with the conspirators’ swords edited into blue and green lightsabers with one man in the foreground holding a purple lightsaber. Force lightning has been added coming from Caesar’s hand.