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bwuh

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no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

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comic by @hausofdecline

#drugs

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

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white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

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ever since i was a little girl ive always been a boy

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2009

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if you're learning how to cook or branching out or feel like you just are not a very good cook or can't cook at all it is so important to know that when experienced cooks say they're measuring with their heart they are lying to you. They are measuring with their intuition, instinct, and experience, all of which are built by following recipes (written or taught by family), experimenting a lot, or some combination of the two: no matter how they learned, they learned it through cooking way more than you have. If you're trying to cook based on instinct or the assumption that you should just be able to figure it out and you don't like how your food comes out or you don't know where to start, find recipes and follow them to the letter. There is nothing wrong with looking up how to scramble eggs or make a stir fry. It will make your cooking better and easier, I promise.

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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

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wake up. we gota go drink from a bowl

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“I am not silent because I am not separate. The only spiritual illness that exists on this planet is the illusion that we are not One.”

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