almond-tofu-chan

[almond-tofu-chan]

for neurotypical reasons i wanted to find out what kind of flower the one growing in enaky garden was. obviously its a clematis of some kind, but which one

im pretty sure the flower is made up, but the closest match i could find was a crossbreed called clematis vitiwester, aka the Burning Love Clematis and if that isnt on the nose i dont know what is

so yeah im gonna go cry now!

#im sad forever now #like the symbolism is so obvious it doesnt even feel worth it to point it out #fucking vivinos keeps playing with my feelinhs dammit #alien stage #alnst #vivinos

[almond-tofu-chan]

oh whoops my finger slipped

in my personal, subjective, totally honest opinion i feel like Sua and Ivan should've switched clothes

#should i really be doing geometry work rn? yes #but consider: #ivan in a maid dress #way more important #reblob #almond art #alnst ivan

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my silly goofy take on the alien stage pokemon teams that i simultaneously put too much effort into, and none at all :3

#relatively simple thought process for most of these in terms of typing #hyuna is more fire/fightibg honestky i couldny devide #i wanted mizi and suas teams to parallel one another #i wanted sua to be ice but the clefable/gengar parallel was too good #and i gave luka espathra because i HATE her #ivan would absolutely have the emo pokemon #🤏 this close to giving him zoroark but that felt wrong #till got a shiny eevee because its gray like him #hence the shiny sylveon #because not only is it hilarious #but it also parallels mizis #see my genius??? see my autism at work?????? #alien stage #alnst mizi #alnst till #alnst ivan #alnst luka #alnst hyuna #alnst sua #pokemon

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hear me out guys:

i want so badly to make a vampire ivan au but also like... hes already basically there??

#ive cracked the code #reblob #almond art #alien stage #alnst till

[almond-tofu-chan]

i want so badly to make a vampire ivan au but also like... hes already basically there??

#i mean he literally licks tills blood likw #wtf can i even do at that point #the fics write themselves #pale af #emo black goth #drinks blood #hes just going down the fucking list #alnst ivan

[almond-tofu-chan]

#literally obsessed w acorn hes so funny to me rn #alnst acorn #alnst dotori #alien stage #vivinos #alnst till

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tell me why tf we're watching fat albert in my geometry class rn

#in the year of our lord 2024 #why the fuck are we watching fat albert #are you happy dougdoug? #hes the only reason ive even heard of this film

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

guys i am a sane and normal person who can be trusted to be normal about things

#ivan its your turn next #count your fucking days #reblob #kinning ivan in this photo actually #that is also my reaction to catboy till #alien stage #ivantill

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guys i am a sane and normal person who can be trusted to be normal about things

#THAT BEING SAID #put till in a maid dress right now you fucking cowards #do it. ill wait #alien stage

[almond-tofu-chan]

fuck it, im finishing hugtto if it kills me

#it wont probably because i like it #i just hate doing things #hugtto precure

[almond-tofu-chan]

i am NOT going to redownload honkai star rail

#i will NOT #i dont CARE who tnis adventurine fuck is #we have kavetham at home we dont need another blonde in here #we literally JUST got ivantill we dont need another selfdesyructive gay couple in here #i dont CARE if theres a cowboy #i dont CARE if sampo koski is there #im over him #im better now #i moved on once i realized they didnt care about the doomed lesbians #servalia was my heart and soul and all i needed #im good now #i dont cate about dr ratio fuck that guy probably #just a purple al haitham #we have kavehtham at home #>:( #i wont do it #i will be strong #for my sanity and my wallet

[almond-tofu-chan]

i know it was for a gag but may i present this image as well because it's about as on the nose as one can get

Cage imagery

Leash imagery

Till is like a dog to these Aliens, a rather annoying, loud, rambunctious, aggressive dog. And you know what most people do to dogs like that? well, best case scenario they train and condition it to loose these traits and become subdued, calm, obedient, submissive to their owner so that they're easier to handle.

The Aliens successfully traumatized trained Till to become a good dog.

#oh and dont even get me STARTED on how in the latest comic ivan refers to himself as a dog #for his loyalty to till #the fucking parallels #i cant #reblob #alnst till

[almond-tofu-chan]

round 7 prediction: luka has a heart attack and fucking dies

#/hsrs #i mean like #chekovs congenital heart disease #it has to do something other than make his fingers cool and blue #till better beat his ass so bad he has a heart attack snd died and everyone claps #alien stage #alnst luka

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Wondering about what the crossover between the Alien Stage and ORV fandoms is:

#these things are literally both a part of my personality now i mean #toxic doomed korean yaoi with black and white color schemes my beloved #reblob #alien stage #omniscient reader's viewpoint #alnst #orv

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im sorry this was all i could picture

now let’s do ivan too

#ignore my shit drawing lmao i had a vision #also ignore me just giving till all my favorite pokemon lmao #why are so many fighting types naturally cute?? honestly till was asking for it choosing that type #ivan has bisharp because its dark/steel and i cant decide which type fits him better #but lucario also totally would fit #reblob #almond art #🤏 this close to drawing post round 6 till with a yamask

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guyyyss im being not normal about ivantill again

its the same thing till taught him to say as a kid guys i cant take this anymore literally everything hes done has been a cry for till to notice him guys i cant

#alien stage #ivantill #alnst till #alnst ivan

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transmasc till real not clickbait

reason 1: hes wearing a binder in all this official art its not a tank top actually vivinos told me themselves

number two: hes got bad fashion sense only wears baggy hoodies and tshirts just like me fr

foirth reason: literally colorpicked this from him guys i mean cmon

reason number 5: im transmasc and ive decided hes trans for kinning reasons please i need this

#its so late and i have a fever can uou tell #im doing great mebtal state 💯 #skipped number three but it was till in mizi dress post #hes emnbarassed....... because of. dysphoria #ive decided #alnst till #transmasc