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Raylan: Listen up fives a ten is speaking. Raylan: Tim, can we talk? One ten to another? Tim: I'm an eleven, but continue.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #tim gutterson #source: 30 rock

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Boyd: We're on a mission from God.

#justified #incorrect quotes #boyd crowder #source: the blues brothers

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Raylan: I like you so much better when you're naked. Boyd: I like me so much better when you're naked.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #boyd crowder #source: ida maria

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Art: How can you make jokes at a time like this? Tim: It's my defense mechanism.

#justified #incorrect quotes #tim gutterson #art mullen #source: clue

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Raylan: I knew the whole time that even though we were happy, it was just an illusion and that one day she would kick the shit out of me. Art: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity - it's just a symptom that something else is wrong. Raylan: Oh really? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #art mullen #source: when harry met sally

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Boyd: You know, the first time we met, I really didn't like you that much Raylan: I didn't like you. Boyd: Yeah you did. You were just so uptight then. You're much softer now. Raylan: You know, I hate that kind of remark. It sounds like a compliment, but really it's an insult. Boyd: OK, you're still as hard as nails. Raylan: I just didn't want to sleep with you, and you had to write it off as a character flaw instead of dealing with the possibility that it might have something to do with you.

#justified #raylan givens #boyd crowder #source: when harry met sally #its late and getting weird #sorry y'all

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Raylan: You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship. Rachel: Why? Raylan: Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me "How come you never take me to the airport any more?" Rachel: It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #rachel brooks #source: when harry met sally

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Raylan [about Quarles]: I think this guy might be crazier than you. Boyd: I think you might be right.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #boyd crowder #source: hawaii five-0

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Boyd: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Raylan: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #boyd crowder #source: hawaii five-0

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Raylan: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food? Tim: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #tim gutterson #source: hawaii five-0

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Winona: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie. Raylan: Oh yes they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored. Winona: OK, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #winona givens #source: hawaii five-0

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Raylan: If I died, how much would you miss me? Boyd: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #boyd crowder #source: hawaii five-0

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Boyd: The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

#justified #incorrect quotes #boyd crowder #source: the office

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Boyd: When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed alot.

#justified #incorrect quotes #boyd crowder #source: dog day afternoon

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Raylan: Well, excuse me for having emotional flaws that I don't work on!

#justified #incorrect quotes #raylan givens #source: the simpsons

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Tim: Ah, well, see, I have a system for dealing with all the terrible things I've seen. Tim: There's a box in my mind, and I put the things in the box, I lock the box. Tim: And then I don't open it again. Works like a charm.

#justified #incorrect quotes #tim gutterson #source: our flag means death #our flag means justified?

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Ava: Well, sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything.