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Hello everyone, it has been a long time. I have moved from this blog to a brand new one. I'm currently in the process of setting up but please, come follow, I miss you all!!
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( * & . — WILL & GRACE SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ because that’s the way the story of the gay guy and the straight girl is always told , isn’t it ? he broke her heart . poor her . but you were just being you . ’
‘ bury it deep inside you and just cry in the shower like a normal person . ’
‘ can i take you to my therapist ? because he thinks i’m making you up . ’
‘ halloween just happens to be the one day out of the year that makes the other 364 days bearable . ’
‘ he doesn’t like madonna . ’
‘ hey , we could go out and have life experiences of our own then get together later and discuss them . you know , like the people on tv do . ’
‘ i don’t want to be an adult anymore . it’s very hard ! ’
‘ i get it , universe . i’m garbage . ’
‘ i hate it when bad guys are handsome . it’s like scar in lion king . ’
‘ i just want somebody who gets me . somebody who’s comfortable in my world and makes me laugh and occasionally brings me flowers . and … somebody who likes kittens . and the hardcore bondage scene . ’
‘ i knew you could either be a guy i dated for awhile or be a friend for life , but not both . ’
‘ i know you can’t turn someone gay , you can only make them wish they were . ’
‘ i know you heard all that . so come on out , laugh in my face . ’
‘ i need you to have my back and agree with everything i say . it’s your one job . ’
‘ i was distracted because your shirt has been open all night . ’
‘ if i was better at thinking of devastating things in the moment i would destroy you right now ! but they always come out ten minutes too late . ’
‘ if we’re not with anybody when we’re old , let’s meet in the middle of the brooklyn bridge you and me , and have somebody push us off . ’
‘ i’m a lady , assface . ’
‘ i’m going to take the high road . and not just because i’m high . ’
‘ i’m sorry i said that … you’re in love with me . i know that’s not true . ’
‘ i’ve always said that if your genitals are on the outside , you’re hiding something on the inside . ’
‘ i’ve kissed her more times than i can count and every single time i felt something . ’
‘ let me get out my umbrella . sounds like the forecast calls for hurtful comments . ’
‘ look at me , i’m a freakin’ bombshell . ’
‘ look at you , you little hottie . ’
‘ most human beings are endowed with the capacity to feel human emotion . they’re weak . ’
‘ my constant fear of death has infused my lovemaking with a sense of panic that has really upped my game . ’
‘ no heterosexual man has ever sat this way . ’
‘ oh , look ! my ride’s here and it’s a huff ! believe i’ll leave in it . ’
‘ oh my god , i hate myself . wait a minute , why go there ? it’s negative . i hate him . ’
‘ oh , honey . i’ve got a fake laugh with your name all over it . ’
‘ okay , shush , i’m talking . ’
‘ once i’ve taken my bra off it’s all over . no way i’m strapping that thing back on again . ’
‘ one of the good things about being single is you learn how to get through a crisis alone . ’
‘ people die . i might die . even worse , i might get old . ’
‘ psst . i’d like you to eat me . ’
‘ really , when i give you advice i’m just talking out of my ass . ’
‘ sorry i’m late . but i got here as soon as i wanted to . ’
‘ talk to the boob . ’
‘ the point is , this place can’t fix you – because you’re not broken . ’
‘ they’re young and hot , we’re old and not . nothing else matters . ’
‘ wait a minute , what’s wrong ? wine , tissues , charcoal facial masks … all we need is a box of donuts and it’s a comfort kit . ’
‘ we are not having a threeway again . ’
‘ we can sit in the back row and every time straight people kiss , we hiss . ’
‘ what is the problem ? it was just a kiss . ’
‘ which lever do i pull to be crushed by a safe ? ’
‘ why does anyone go to any doctor ? fear and pills . ’
‘ why is flaky such a bad quality in a date , but such a good quality in a crust ? ’
‘ you are exactly who you’re supposed to be . ’
‘ you brought liquor into a movie theater ? that’s so classy . ’
‘ you can’t trust people you met on the internet . i went on a date with this guy i met online and he seemed really nice . but at the end of the evening ? i stole $200 from his wallet . ’
‘ you don’t understand , it was a really good kiss . ’
‘ you just kinda split yourself into two people to get through it . the person it happened to and the one who gets through the day . ’
‘ you’re a tigress ! girl , you sure know how to put a smile in a lady’s pants . ’
‘ you’re an awful human being . and i’ll always be here for you . ’
‘ you’re honest , you’ve got no agenda , you’re not manipulative … it’s like you’re talking in code . ’
‘ you’ve never felt too gross for sex ? ’
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( * & . — SOFT SUGGESTIONS SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ i just need your arms around me right now . ’
‘ whatever you want , darling . i’d give it all to you . ’
‘ i wouldn’t want anyone else beside me . even when things get hard , especially when things get hard , you’re the one i want in my corner . ’
‘ you are the most comfortable person to be around . ’
‘ i can easily imagine spending the rest of my life with you . ’
‘ i have never felt as content as i do in your arms . ’
‘ you’re wonderful , i love you so much and i’m going to love you forever and for whatever’s after forever and even after that . ’
‘ you’re never ever going to lose me , i promise . ’
‘ i’m trying so hard and it’s all just for you . ’
‘ i wanna kiss you goodnight and pull you closer to me before i fall asleep . ’
‘ i wish i could sleep next you . ’
‘ kiss me . again and again . ’
‘ i’d be whatever you want me to be . ’
‘ i think i fall in love with you a little more every day . ’
‘ you deserve someone who puts in the effort to make you feel happy and confident . ’
‘ you deserve someone who gives you love unconditionally and with only pure intentions . ’
‘ waking up each day is easier knowing that i’m one day closer to waking up next to you . ’
‘ i wanna spend the rest of my sunsets with you . ’
‘ you’re perfect . you’re perfect . you’re so perfect . ’
‘ you shouldn’t have to tell someone how to treat you nicely . ’
‘ i always find myself wishing you were next to me while i try to fall asleep at night . ’
‘ i love you with everything i have . ’
‘ my heart beats faster and my day gets brighter every single time i think of you . ’
‘ all my best days are with you . ’
‘ i’ll never regret my love for you . ’
‘ you’re all i want and i want you forever . ’
‘ if you think i’ll hurt you i swear to you i won’t . ’
‘ even a text back gets me so happy , that’s what you do to me . ’
‘ i melt in your arms . ’
‘ you’re incredible and amazing and worth so much . ’
‘ i wanna see you smile again . ’
‘ all i know is there is no one i’d rather give my heart to . ’
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also quick ooc, sorry for disappearing, went on a well needed but completely out of the blue vacation. i am back now. i will be getting to things. XOXO bubbles.
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ITS AUGUST 4, BARNEY BARTONS BIRTHDAY
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( * & . — ‘ YOU ’ ( SEASON ONE ) SENTENCE STARTERS .
* starters from the lifetime & netflix series ‘ you ’ , based on a novel by caroline kepnes . warnings for sex , violence , stalking , & swearing .
‘ you’re a drug . you are worse than pills . ’
‘ i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
‘ you don’t love me . you never loved me . it was a lie . it was all a lie . ’
‘ if he came anywhere close to making you cum , you would’ve made a broadway show out of it . but you didn’t , cause he didn’t . ’
‘ you fall for the wrong men . you let them in . you let them hurt you . ’
‘ hey , uh , can you help me open a couple of bottles ? i have butterfingers ‘cause earlier i was touching butter . ’
‘ well , that was a mistake … never again . ever . ’
‘ i’m glad we met . i’m glad we’re friends ? ’
‘ friends ? for the love of christ … ’
‘ they say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed . ’
‘ it’s okay . i have a pretty bland face . ’
‘ you are insane to move in with her this quickly . you barely know her . ’
‘ you love who you love and love tells you what to do , easy - peasy . ’
‘ i think only an idiot tries what you just pulled . ’
‘ uh , who the fuck is this ? ’
‘ why would i want to kill him ? who wants to kill people ? ’
‘ i’ve seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting into jams like this . ’
‘ from every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body , your heart , you learned you didn’t have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince . ’
‘ you surrounded yourself with the girls you always resented , hoping to share their power , and hating yourself . ’
‘ stay away from them , because if you don’t , i’ll grab a steak knife and i’ll cut those little freak eyes out . ’
‘ hey stranger . you drool in your sleep . so cute . ’
‘ at the end of the day , people really are disappointing , aren’t they ? ’
‘ do you think i’m unremarkable ? ’
‘ unremarkable people don’t worry about being unremarkable . ’
‘ you sound apologetic , like you’re embarrassed to be a good girl . ’
‘ in the end , you couldn’t love me . i feel at peace with that now because i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
‘ how can self - respecting women tolerate this crap ? ’
‘ sometimes i swear i’m the only real feminist you know . ’
‘ turns out , it is like the movies . the second it’s over , all you can remember is the stuff that made you fall in love . blazing through your mind , this rom - com montage made of the sweetest poison . ’
‘ it’s a miracle love ever happens , if it’s not a myth . ’
‘ if the zombies come , this is where i’m hiding . ’
‘ it scares me to love someone so completely and not have them love you back . ’
‘ i’m only going to ask this once and i need the truth . are you … or were you ever fucking them ? answer me . ’
‘ everything i have done , i have done for you . even this . ’
‘ grown - ups are assholes . ’
‘ he didn’t ever get her something that nice and she finally let him do anal . ’
‘ some guys are assholes and you just have to realize that . ’
‘ he tried to finger bang me at the bar . ’
‘ he is nothing . he is trash . ’
‘ you’re the one who told me to keep reminding you that he’s a bastard . ’
‘ the most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless . ’
‘ runner’s high is better than sex . and for some it may last longer . ’
‘ i’m starting to think i’m some kind of magnet for dudes with serious issues . ’
‘ are you not wearing a bra ? and you want me to notice . ’
‘ male energy in my healing space just … isn’t optimal . ’
‘ why do men think disembodied members equal foreplay ? you know , they’re not aesthetically pleasing . ’
‘ it’s exhausting being your friend ! ’
‘ if that’s the case i should warn you i have the facial thing where i can’t hide what i’m thinking . ’
‘ how the hell am i supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re really gone ? ’
‘ find that brilliant badass inside of you and believe in her . i know i do . ’
‘ some people have a hard time letting love in . some people are built for love . some people … some people are searching , searching for someone who can love them in the way that they deserve . ’
‘ it’s a horrible feeling to know things have gone wrong and there’s nothing you can do to change it . ’
‘ i love you too , creeper . ’
‘ why’re you so sad ? you’re just so sad . ’
‘ sometimes i could swear i’ve known you forever . ’
‘ britney got through 2007 though , right ? ’
‘ i don’t know who i am . so how am i supposed to know what i want ? ’
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“I’ll believe it when I see it Barton.” Natasha lightly challenges. Hospitals were always hard on the both of them. She understood the desire to either get out AMA or do anything possible to make the hospital stay seem shorter.
She scoffs and her hand flies to her chest in mock shock, “Me? Scared?” she leans forward before gingerly pinching one of Claire’s cheeks, “No, never. Let’s see if you can catch me though. You’re still hooked up to the machines.”
And with that Nat dashes out of the room in a whirlwind of grace to leap down the deserted hallway.
Claire watched as Natasha all but danced out the room - far too graceful for Claire’s current brain to catch up with - with the ball. A second passed and Claire found herself carefully unhooking herself from the machines that beeped and ignoring the IV. She didn’t want to get rid of the pain meds flowing through her veins, not with the broken arm, and when caught the nurses would usually be nicer if she hadn’t removed it.
❝ Natasha, you pain in my butt, ❞ Claire muttered as she slid out the room, bypassing door after door. When she caught her friend, and the ball, she was sure going to give the other woman a pouncing - she was after all the much better shot and Claire was sure that meant so even with the broken arm. ❝ Dodge-ball doesn’t mean hide and seek! ❞ She called after a second, thankful that the halls were deserted where they were.
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Scarlett:
Upset ?? She wouldn’t use the word upset. She was more than upset, she was angry and she was feeling– destroyed, to say the least. She didn’t know how to deal with that, even though that was something she tried very hard to be prepared for since she was only a kid. The possibility of losing one of them was very high– giving their jobs, she knew she had to worry more than a person of her age probably should. Death was always a possibility. However, she knew they were the best so the worse never really happened. Until that plan. She knew they had to try everything but she also worried that something very bad could happen. And eventually- it did.
how could she deal with her worst nightmare coming true ?? She tried to be prepared, yes but– she wasn’t. Not really.
she’d probably never forget the moment she saw her father was not among everybody else when they returned. In just one minute ( for her ) her life was completely changed. Of course she was happy to see her mother but- losing her father wasn’t easy. And it got worse and worse and worse since then. “ If i wanted to talk– ” She started, trying ( but failing, she knew) not to sound too rude. She wasn’t the only one suffering, she couldn’t act like she was. But she alsou couldn’t be any more polite. “I’d talk. I have nothing to say.”
Claire stared at her daughter, her eyes filled with helplessness as she did so. She wished she could take the pain from her daughter - that there were words she could say that could heal the hurt that her daughter was in. If there were Claire would’ve spoken them before, back when they had first arrived back absent her husband - back when she had first saw the sadness in Scarlett’s eyes. But there wasn’t and she couldn’t. So sadness stayed and now, now, Claire felt like a horrible mother for not doing something to keep her daughter heart whole. ❝ Scarlett, even if you don’t want to talk, it’s important to talk. ❞
Fat joke coming from her, but Claire needed this. She needed to hear her daughter’s voice, needed to see her smile, and all the other selfish things that parents forced on their kids all the time that she and Nikolai had decided they were never going to. She just needed to know that her and Scarlett was going to make it through all this; even if they came out scarred and traumatized, they could make it out alive.
❝ If you don’t want to talk to me, ❞ It hurt Claire to say that, but she could understand. ❝ there are therapists? ❞
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clothing style.
before - bed routine.
eating habits.
concept of home and family.
hobbies.
fighting style.
what calms your muse down after a bad day?
talk about one person your muse loves.
ways your muse says i love you.
describe your muse’s laugh.
what items can be found in your muse’s pockets?
talk about your muse’s most prized possession(s).
describe your muse’s walk.
talk about your muse’s accent.
describe your muse’s smile.
how often does your muse get sick?
does your muse know when to rest, or do they push themselves?
does your muse snore? sleeptalk? sleepwalk?
the thing(s) your muse thinks about before falling asleep.
is your muse a fitful or a quiet sleeper?
your muse’s thoughts on cops and other authority figures.
skills and special talents.
disabilities or illnesses.
habits and mannerisms.
introvert or extrovert.
religious or non - religious.
verbal or non - verbal communication.
something your muse could never forgive.
something that makes your muse smile.
something that scares your muse.
something that gives your muse hope.
how your muse responds to being helped / taken care of.
how your muse responds to unconditional love.
how your muse responds to danger.
how your muse responds to stress.
how your muse responds to anger.
did your muse grow up too fast?
* character headcanons
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11. What occupation did your character want to have growing up? Is this the same as what they wish to be, or are in, now?
Claire wanted S P A C E Claire had always loved space - her mother had told her stories about the stars to distract her and Barney from the abuse and pain - and so she had always wanted her job to be like an astronaut or astronomer. Her love for space led her to learn everything she could about the stars and the planets and the universe and it’s why she will occasionally just put on a space documentary and listen to it while training. She’s a bit disappointed that she doesn’t have much to do with the stars - she always wanted to live among them - but she’s okay with her current job.
// this meme// @redheadarcher // accepting
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OOC: going to be working on drafts and trying to figure out my infin.ity war.s/end.game verses since i never wrote those out. SEND ME MEMES
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( * & . — THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you’re are depraving some village of their idiot . ’
‘ i miss you . i miss you every day that i’m not with you . ’
‘ i didn’t think it was possible to miss a person this much . ’
‘ if you love music then you’re in the right place . ’
‘ the ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone . ’
‘ i can’t just call him in the afterlife and be like , ‘ can you please stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call ? ’ ’
‘ get up . we’re going to save the world . ’
‘ it’s not spandex , it’s leather . and you used to like it . a lot , if i recall . ’
‘ we can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together . this is what creates trust . ’
‘ you never know when to stop , do you ? ’
‘ you got enough material for your sequel yet ? ’
‘ i bet you’re loving this , hm ? the team at it’s best . it’s just like old times . ’
‘ he hated children too and he had plenty of us . ’
‘ if you believe in yourself , just once , great things are gonna happen for you . ’
‘ i know that i let you down , but i could do anything for you . ’
‘ you know , i liked you a lot better before you got laid . ’
‘ oh yeah , it is your skirt . i found it in your room . it’s a little dated , but it’s very breathy on the … bits . ’
‘ you’re the most important person in the world to me . ’
‘ best . funeral . ever ! ’
‘ sometimes men are unredeemable shits . ’
‘ we were … we were just kids . little kids . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
‘ i’ve decided you’re the only one i can trust . ’
‘ if you’re raised to believe that nothing about you is special , if the benchmark is extraordinary , what do you do if you’re not ? ’
‘ eternal peace is probably overrated . ’
‘ we all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love . ’
‘ one grows used to things , even if , sometimes one shouldn’t . ’
‘ look , you wanna pay your respects ? go ahead . but at least be honest about the kind of man he was . ’
‘ you of all people should be on my side . he had to send you a million miles away . that’s how much he couldn’t stand the sight of you . ’
‘ i feel like we should stop him , but then again i also just kinda wanna see what happens . ’
‘ you make me want to wake up each day and you’re in my dreams every night . ’
‘ you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes . ’
‘ i’m just gonna go murder mom , i’ll be right back . ’
‘ last time we tried to stop it , we all died . what makes this time any different ? ’
‘ we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people . ’
‘ it wasn’t his fault ‘cause he was ridiculously high , right ? and the girl , she thought he was a furry … ’
‘ i think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who i am and still likes me anyway . ’
‘ you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself . ’
‘ we didn’t choose this life . we’re just living it . ’
‘ than christ he’s not our real father , so we couldn’t inherit those cold , dead eyes . ’
‘ you don’t have to apologize just for existing . ’
‘ when something seems to perfect , it’s usually anything but . ’
‘ all the what - if’s start to haunt you . ’
‘ i’m done playing their games . i’m ready for a change . ’
‘ i would love to play cops and robbers , wear a mask , and feel important , but guess what ? recess is over . it’s grown - up time . ’
‘ we have a great job . the best job . we got it made , asshole . ’
‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
‘ i stayed because the world needed me . ’
‘ at least i make my own decisions . ’
‘ i have been left out of everything for as long as i can remember . ’
‘ nowhere to go . no way to change . ’
‘ but now , i know nothing in my life was real . so i’m starting over . ’
‘ you do whatever it takes to survive . or you die . ’
‘ i don’t belong anywhere , thanks to you ! you made me a killer ! ’
‘ i’ve done unimaginable things , things you couldn’t even comprehend , just to get back here and save you . ’
‘ she needs our help and we can’t do that if she’s locked in a cage . ’
‘ i mean , it must be scary . terrifying , really . to discover that you can do something that you never thought you could do . ’
‘ it’s not difficult to accept , it’s impossible to accept ! ’
‘ what are you still doing here ? we’re trying to have a serious conversation . ’
‘ what’s going on with you ? and don’t tell me everything is alright because i saw you in there . you were crying like a baby . ’
‘ you saved my life ! ’
‘ i don’t want them to see me like this . besides , you know , i’d just hold them back . ’
‘ how about we ask him after we kill him ? ’
‘ maybe they’ll brood each other to death . ’
‘ you’re a real sick bastard . ’
‘ would you stop it ? why are you putting this shit in your body ? ’
‘ he must have been a very special person to put up with your weird - ass shit . ’
‘ you were my greatest disappointment . you only scratched the surface of what you were capable of . ’
‘ i lost someone . the only … the only person i’ve ever truly loved more than myself . ’
‘ you know , before you kill him , you might want to hear what he has to say . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
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PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
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@amazinghcwkeye asked ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞
They’ve been sitting in the dark of her apartment for the past ten seconds in silence, watching a tiny video clip on her phone. Three men are arguing in silent black and white, then shoving, then a gun is drawn, when a lone woman, who up until this point had been sobbing in a nearby car, suddenly stops crying, breaks into a malicious grin, and unleashes a sudden rush of fire, radiating outwards and incinerating them in seconds. Ten pass, in pure silence, when Claire speaks up, and a soft sigh escapes Ashley in response.
“Tell me about it. That poor bastard really thought he was going home with his wife. Then she goes all raging inferno on him and clears the block.” Refilling their coffees, she gives a weary hum, then gestures to the pyrokinetic on the screen. “Right. She’s AWOL, yeah? I’m figuring you need back-up?”
CLAIRE PAUSED TO TAKE a drink of her coffee before she nodded, ❜ I’ve been trying to track her since that video came out and just recently got a lead I’d feel better if I had someone competent with me. ❜ Which is where Ashley came in. It was best to go on a job like this one with someone who could handle it better than she could alone.
❜ plus ❜ Claire began with a bit of a smile on her face, belying the fact that she was uncomfortable with the mission at hand - uncomfortable at the idea of having to chase someone who was very obviously unstable. Claire didn’t know what was wrong with the pyrokinetic woman; perhaps she had had a bad day and the fighting had triggered her or perhaps she had been faking the tears before seeing her chance to go crazy, but whatever it was, it had left a lasting impression on Claire and she wanted to get the mission done as soon as they possibly could. ❜ We can use this as a fun vacation away from everything if we find her quick enough, we can stay in the city for a couple days and hey, doesn’t that sound fun? ❜
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