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Jonny, I stumbled apon your blog on complete accident and it may have been the best accident of my life. I have but one burning question I must know-

What is your favourite animal?

Oof, what a question - there are some real bangers out there in the ol' animal kingdom.

As a kid I was very into tigers. Loved those big stripy fellas - my grandmother used to cut out pictures of tigers from magazines and present them to me in a manila folder when I visited. I never asked her to do this and didn't have any use for the pictures, but she gave me a lot of them.

Penguins are also up there - waddling around having a good time. Feeding time at the penguin habitat is always a highlight of any zoo visit. Sure, maybe they make houses out of their own shit, but who are you to judge?

Seals as well, especially when they're fully in orb mode. Just wobbly ocean friends!

Plus, if I'm down the aquarium anyway, I always make a beeline for the pacu fish. Big, dumb motherfuckers just swimming about like idiots - they bring me a lot of joy. Plus I recently discovered they have human-like teeth, so that's a win for team Your Nightmares.

Also sharks. Every week is Shark Week if you're not a coward.

In the end, though, if I had to pick a current favourite, the one that brings a smile to my face even in its crudest doodle rendition, why, 'tis none other than the humble crab. They come in a plethora of shapes, sizes, colours and flavours, and every one of them is just a silly little guy.

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#pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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Campus protests in the US since April 17

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self care is cutting everyone off and locking yourself in and never speaking again actually

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Take one home. You could name it Herb!

#ohhhhhhhh my god #this is wonderful #i love them #man i wish plants were real

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

#starting to be concerned by the number of exhausted and overstressed posts we’re reblogging lately……….. #normal last month of school vibes tho tbh #we’ll get through it #but in the meantime: academic hell modifier is x1000000000000000000000000

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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

#yeah. #literally all of the above except somehow not caffeinated rn

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#gonna turn into the dude from ratatouille here for a minute but everyone can and should learn how to cook if they’re able to #it is not condemnable to not know how though! a lot of people were not taught but like. that means we should all teach when we can #not that we should get mad at people for not learning earlier. #@my parents who always get mad at my brother for not knowing how to cook when like. it was literally YOUR job to teach him. but anyway

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

#not possible #too LITTLE of a candy-ass perhaps

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what