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#cats

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#cats

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#idk who this guy is but he’s right

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Quickest way to my heart? Stab wound probably.

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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

#this is true

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This is the best photo I've ever taken of my cat

#cats #moth came in like this the other night and that’s how I learned he knocked over one of the plants

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#cats #video

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the curse of the 23 year old seventeen year old

#why is everyone sending me posts about this today #thanks lucky I guess #?

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the truth is, a year actually has 730 days, not just the 365 they tell you about. for each and every day in each and every year, there actually exists a secret anti-day, a perverse reflection of the original. they sneak it into the calendar when you aren't looking. it passes in what feels like an instant, and slips out the door before you realize any time has passed at all. but if you keep your eyes open long enough you start to see the patterns. you start feel the weight of the hours passing. the chill that travels up your spine as you walk in the aberrant light cast by the pallid shadow-sun. strange, unfamiliar creatures prowl the streets during the anti-year, hiding between our days like ghosts between hazy memories. this is called "night"

#I was recently informed that this is a “lie”

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@riesies ?

I’m deleting

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The final boss of feyblr is whoever is the fae of feyblr I guess

I’m deleting

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I’m deleting

#this is insane

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What the fuck is going on

#I’m gonna block Melisses

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i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!

#cats

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#thanks ries

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#cats