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Teammate: *scores a goal* Robbo: Let me love you! 💕

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My shithousing Scottish son and his little girl.

❤️‍🩹

#andy robertson #lfc #my shithousing scottish son #girl dad

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England NT Fic Recs ♡

never know where to start for a pairing or you're new to england nt rpf? here's a shameless collection of my favourite fics to give you a head start 🫶🏻 ———

Jack Grealish/Jordan Henderson

melt by inlovewithnight (8k)

soulmate au where you feel everything your soulmate does and can't bear being too far away from each other. they're just so at ease and in love with each other in this. probably my favourite hendolish fic! <3

About as subtle as an earthquake, I know by Lizz_88 (Bluejay00) (68k)

jack's a stripper, jordan's himself. so much more than what it says on the tin! all the characters are super complex and it takes a lot of work for these two to get together (with no shortage of lap dances and smut along the way) <3

Calm Before The Storm by preachingdoll (6k)

post-euro 2020 heartbreak jack needs a bit of help coping. jordan's there to offer a helping hand... the smut and dirty talk is 10/10

best worst behaviour by Bellelaide (25k)

kind of a hendolish classic, jordan puts bratty jack in his place.

♡

John Stones/Jordan Pickford

Sun City AU by Bellelaide (series, 40k)

honestly one of my favourite fics ever, let alone footie-wise. jordan's on a very british all-inclusive holiday at a hotel where john works. the vibes are just immaculate, you can visualise everything so clearly and there's so much depth to their characters!

Ice Melts by Bellelaide (7k)

enemies to lovers kinda? john doesn't think much of jordan before the 2018 wc but the further they get in the tournament, the closer they become. amazing characterisation and banter as always.

Helping Hand by slatkomore (14k)

with john's career ended abruptly by an injury, he turns to coaching instead and soon becomes the england u19s manager where he meets the goalkeeper coach, jordan pickford...

your world cup or mine? by Bellelaide (15k)

john goes to sleep at the 2022 wc and wakes up back in 2018 where he and jordan aren't together and barely friends. such an interesting concept and dynamic!

♡

Jack Grealish/John Stones

The Things We Did and Didn't Do by InTheFicOfIt (series, 104k)

john and jack sleep together in the aftermath of the euros, the following fic explores everything that comes after, including jack moving to man city and their friends finding out. i'm never usually tempted by this pairing but this fic is so damn good! it's written so wonderfully and there's so much of it- i couldn't put it down!

♡

Ben white/Aaron Ramsdale

happy together by foxholecourts (1k)

this fic perfectly encapsulates their vibe for me. the back and forth between the two of them is just delightful and exactly how i imagine them to be together, but it's also as equally sappy! i love these two idiots sm <3

watching you watching me by foxholecourts (2k)

ben likes to be watched... 10/10 benaaron characterisation from this author as always.

sweettalker by Anonymous (5k)

smut with a lot of dirty talk about the other arsenal lads. ben is very complex in this- an interesting take on their relationship!

I’m Not In Love by ceraunophilex (1k)

aaron falls in love immediately, ben slowly warms to him. short and sweet.

♡

Jordan Henderson/Trent Alexander-Arnold

Shake Me Into the Night by orphan_account (17k)

always hits me right in the feels. based around liverpool winning the champions league, the writing is so detailed and amazing!!

♡

Jude Bellingham/Reece James

the sun and the rainfall by ohsusie (series, 6k)

jude asks reece about some of the rumours surrounding him to help him broach a sensitive topic of his own. reece gives him some guidence. they're so sweet in this!

♡

Dele Alli/Eric Dier

In This World Of Ours by dierdele (53k)

the classic deledier best friends to lovers 2018 world cup get-together fic. you can't beat it, literally so cute oml.

♡

Marcus Rashford/Jesse Lingard

both your hands in the holes of my sweater by yvenger (jjjat3am) (3k)

this one is so much fun hehe, the ~2018 man u squad if they were a sunday league team where jesse's very confident and marcus has a huge crush on him. love the inner dialogue so, so much. ending is super cute!!

i can feel that body shake by princessrosberg (3k)

an england nt night out leads to them getting together and their first time! jesse and marcus characterisations are on point, esp the way they talk to each other <3

♡

Harry Kane/Gareth Southgate

All Good Things... by orphan_account (12k)

their established relationship is so cute in this! post-2018 wc and preparing for the euros, england team banter is perfect.

wished by orphan_account (23k)

gareth is harry's p.e teacher at school. listen… no comment... there's a reason it's the most kudos-ed southkane fic

♡

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But where is Robbo?!?

#lfc #liverpool fc #andy robertson #robbo #merry christmas #my shithousing scottish son

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you know the answer lmao

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My two sons being adorable

Fullback Friends x football tennis

#liverpool fc #lfc #andy robertson #my sweet scottish son #trent alexander arnold #robbo #my sweet scouse son #fullback friends #oh captain vice captain

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paint me like one of your french girls

#ibrahima konate #liverpool fc #lfc

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AAHAHHAHAGGAGAHHAGAHAHAAA" - jürgen klopp, 2023

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jhenderson: 👨‍🍳Chef Henderson💪🏻

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Andy Robertson received his well-deserved MBE. He probably doesn't really care, but the PR will help his charity.

#liverpool fc #lfc #andy robertson #my sweet scottish son #my shithousing scottish son #ar26charity #mbe #king's honors

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I'm so proud it's actually physically uncomfortable.

i would sacrifice it all for captain robbo 🥹❤️

#scotland nt #andy robertson #my sweet scottish son #my shithousing scottish son #liverpool fc #oh captain my captain

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Jude who??

look at them!!!!

#trent alexander arnold #bukayo saka #england nt #liverpool fc #lfc #judas bellingham

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How...how is Robbo the worst dancer at LFC if this is what Trent does? At least Robbo just jumps up and down. This is...this is so hard to watch.

just reminding y’all of this lil dance

#liverpool fc #lfc #andy robertson #my sweet scottish son #trent alexander arnold #my sweet scouse son #my sassy scouse son #my shithousing scottish son

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Constitution

1: FIFA shall be endangered.

2: We don't give a damn about M*nch*st*r C*t*.

3: We absolutely give 100% of damns about Liverpool.

4: Paul Tierney can go to hell.

5: Anthony Taylor can go to hell.

6: Actually, all Premier League referees can go to hell.

7: Thou shall brush your teeth.

8: Thou shall have hygiene.

9: Thou shall realize that Spurs is a capital L.

10: Thou shall realize the dad joke we just made in #9.

11: Most London teams are unacceptable to support.

12: Spelling be damned when you're passionate abotu a cause.

13: Correct your spelling otherwise.

14: Thou shall have tact in a press conference

15: Thou shall watch your freaking language.

16: Thou shall not kick your opponent in the chest and expect to remain on the pitch.

17: We know why we said this.

18: Crap is acceptable in certain circumstances.

19: M*n *n*t*d, GO. TO. HELL.

20: Thou shall not commit betrayal by abandoning your team to win trophies.

21: Thou shall get a damn big statue when you do something amazing.

22: In absence of the materials necessary to build a damn big statue, paint a grand freakin' mural.

23: The murals must be visible to the public eye so we can appreciate the art.

28: When the FA forces you to play "God Save The King/Queen", blast another song at full volume and don't give a damn

29: Do not give a freakin' damn about the S*n.

30: G**rd**l*'s bald head is shiny enough to use as a very distorted mirror. ARGUE WITH THE WALL.

31: Do NOT harm a Liverpool player if you want to live the rest of your life unhaunted.

32: We know why we said this. We KNOW why we said this.

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Are you a pundit talking about Malta v. England? Only one player you need to talk about. My sweet Scouse son Trent. And make sure you include an apology for any past shit talk.

#liverpool fc #lfc #trent alexander arnold #my sweet scouse son #england nt #gareth southgate annoys me

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#I'm Aaron. Can't even look up because I'm laughing so hard at how stupid this is.

This has finished me off tag yourself I’m John unable to keep a straight face

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Proud of my boy

.🫶🏳️‍🌈

#scotland nt #andy robertson #my sweet scottish son