post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place
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No, that's pepperoni. You're thinking of the stomach medication
I thought Pokemon was that fuckin puppet or whatever who wanted to be a real boy
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Omg hiii haven't seen you around for so long
No seriously, thanks for checking in! Lovely to hear from you, I'm always around. Also you live rent free in my brain and probably will for the rest of my life 😂
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how it feels to scroll through fandom tags on tumblr and see porn bots
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He's very handsome but every time I look at him my first thought is "who took your eyebrows, who did this to you".
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"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever
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Tumblr: I wish stories had ____
Discworld fans:
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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