As a millennial, if you’re Gen Z and loath us, I have one paragraph for you to decipher. It’s more than a few minutes of reading so even I will have trouble paying attention but I’ll try to keep it under 30 seconds. YALL. BASIC. Gen Z hating TWATLOAVES wouldn’t know what a damn MEME was if we didn’t create them. KTHNX. AS IF. TALK TO THE HAND. WEeeeeeeEeeeeeeeE made it so your internet wasn’t DIAL UP so you could call your mom AND WANK off to your OnlyFans thirst trap simultaneously WITHOUT HAVING TO CHOOSE. EAT A BAG OF SALTY GLUTEN FREE DICKS WITH YALL NASTY, MOLDY ASS JOE DIRT LOOKIN MULLETS MY TAMAGOTCHI IS STILL ALIVE AND MY AOL ACCOUNT IS FUNCTIONAL EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT AND BLINK 182 was better WITH TOM DELONGE AND YOUR OVERSIzed dRoP cRoTch PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK GERIATRIC with that tiny ass shirt that looks like you bought it in the infant section of WALMart. PLEASE BRinG BACK NORMAL FUCKINNNGG SHIRTSSSSSSS. *cries, deep breath* SO EITHER band together with us to defeat the B00mers OR PERISHHHHHHHHhhhhhbiychhhhhahatatahh
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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
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how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment
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*keeps up with celebrity drama just to understand the memes*
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people who think i'm rude because of my adhd are wrong and idiots. i'm rude because i don't like you and don't care about what you have to say.
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Ocotillo (Fouquieria splendens) blooming on the Santa Rita Experimental Range, Pima County, Arizona.
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What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found
it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like "ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic
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every single country is cringe every single government is cringe. hope this helps
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pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
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