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fanciful frog (after fabergé)

#oh wow! #I like this a lot!

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a tiny little baby... bambina...

#oh gosh #she's so round!

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Omg Suzy you’re so crazy

#that took SO MANY TURNS #nde

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don’t do it

#the mortifying ordeal of being known

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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

#queue of murderers #critters

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dina!

dina

#dina is my fav #dumbing of age #queue of murderers

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Question for the audience

Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!

#usually my hair or my glasses #sometimes my leggings

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

#a 15-hour train ride sounds pretty great tbh #queue of murderers

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Vean_ima

#free palestine

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I love my husband very much but men really is too headache sometimes

#did y'all know I was married #I don't think I ever mentioned that on here

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excuse me im need a bite of whotever youm are eatinge pls

pls give me a bite righte neow pls

#i'm so happy catsuggest is still around

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someone on Youtube did a video on Jeremy Fragrance a while back - I think it was Danny Gonzalez? - and my reaction was this exactly. like "wait this is literally just IRL Richard Stink"

Hold the fuck up you're telling me Jeremy Fragrance is real

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I have installed and uninstalled Merge Dragons like 3 different times because the art is extremely cute and their little time-saving loot boxes are such a dopamine hit but once I start it's so hard to stop. the only surefire way to avoid wasting a bunch of money on fake dragon eggs is to not play the game. and I usually catch myself after I've spent like $50-100. I cannot be trusted with microtransactions

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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all uquiz authors I am gathering up your notes app poetry and your song lyrics I’ve never heard and your shows I’ve never watched and your celebrities I don’t recognize and I’m kissing you gently on the head. I love you

#i fckn love uquiz #I feel weird sometimes taking them as a 35-year-old but I do it nonetheless

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

#did hbomberguy ghostwrite this #queue of murderers