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Marauders Headcanons

James:

Snaps his fingers when he speaks

Morning person

The arsehole who pulls the blankets off u

Sirius tried to murder him when he did this

Sings opera in the shower

Can yodel really well

Gets high off sugar

Was recruited to the Slug Club after spotting the Snitch in first year before the Seeker

Can pull off Chaser and Seeker

Wanted to leave Hogwarts when he found out firsties couldn’t play

Has a lot of biscuits, courtesy of Minerva McGonagall

Has an ongoing prank war with Lily

Invented pumpkin bombs in Third Year

Really gets on well with Madam Rosmerta

Peter Pettigrew:

Has so many beanies

Makes a lot of cat puns behind McGonagall’s back

Really struggles with lessons

Secretly really talented at art

Myrtle once asked him out

They went out for a month

Until she kept popping up when he used the toilet

Really close with the Kitchen Elves

Does a conspiracy column in the “Hogwarts Times” with Xenophilius Lovegood

Great to confide in

Plans cover stories in his head before the prank is actually carried out

Always has a good alibi

Likes spiders for some reason

The shortest Marauder

Really good at Divination

Predicted a lot of the stuff that broke the Marauders up

Nobody listened to him

Remus Lupin:

Talks about “the universe” a lot when he’s drunk

And gives passionate speeches on philosophy and theology

Which he doesn’t know anything about

Has lots of deep conversations late at night when he should be asleep and his eyes are falling shut

Everyone thinks he’s stoned a lot of the time

Freckles and acne scars

Has anxiety

Withdraws from his friends once in a while cos “they’re all going to leave anyway”

It takes a while to convince him that they’re there for him

Swears way too much

Spread the rumour that Snape was a vampire in the Illuminati

Half the school believed it at some point

The Marauders went around wearing garlic earrings and necklaces for three weeks

Sooooo sarcastic

Wears Sirius’ leather jacket over his sweaters

Doesn’t turn in his homework in on time

The worst prefect ever

Went to a Halloween party as himself because “I’m the biggest monster here”

Sirius Black Lupin:

Calls McGonagall “Professor Toebeans” because “if I’m Padfoot, then why shouldn’t I?”

Has a long list of pet names for “Minnie McG”

Spent two years learning how to tip his chair

Fell on his arse a lot

Spent a week in St. Mungo’s after drinking nearly two gallons of Firewhisky on a dare

It took ages for him to stop saying Mudblood entirely although he knew it was wrong

Hates himself for still having thoughts about blood purity

Sometimes James’ cloak, Remus, and Sirius go inexplicably missing for long periods of time

They come up with the most bullshit excuses

“We were taking the cloak for a walk”

“It wanted to see the Squid”

Found out what a motorbike was in Muggle Studies

The Order t-shirts were his idea

Ocassionally rages about his mother

Started a new house with Barbarossa Brocklewank as its founder

Took Divination for a laugh

Told the Professor she was in for “a minty morning” when he read his tea leaves

Didn’t notice the shackles at the bottom of the cup

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My Marauder Headcanons

Sirius:

Wakes up the earliest and stays up the latest

Has perfect posture (because of his pure blood upbringing)

Is ambidextrous

Would crawl into Remus’ bed when he had nightmares

Had the same patronus as Regulus

Adopted Lily as his surrogate sibling after they bonded over their mutual sibling troubles

Is afraid of thunder

Cried to James the night he ran away

Became really close with Euphemia Potter and started to call her “mum” when he lived with the Potters

He was the only student Mcgonagall would call by their first name (she knew how much it bothered him to be associated with his family)

James:

Fidgets constantly

Talks in his sleep

Loved learning about muggle things and was so excited when Lily’s family sent them muggle appliances as wedding gifts

Falls asleep wearing his glasses

Was actually really insecure and would get really upset when he failed at something

Clenches his jaw when he’s trying not to cry

Mothered the rest of the Marauders (Sirius, did you eat breakfast this morning? Pete, don’t forget your transfiguration homework! Remus, I made you this potion that’s supposed to help soothe your joints.)

Gave Sirius his first motorbike

Remus:

Swears like a trucker

Could beat them all in an arm wrestle (werewolf strength)

Is left handed

Let Lily paint flowers over his scars once

Can fall asleep anywhere

Introduced the other boys to marijuana the summer before fifth year

Would wear long sleeves and sweaters to hide his scars

The worst procrastinator out of all of them (but still somehow got everything turned in on time)

Broke his knee during a transformation his fifth year (said knee aches every time there’s a storm)

Taught Sirius how to kiss

Peter:

Is really great at card tricks

The best cook out of all of them

Took tons of polaroids of the Marauders and would hang them around the dorm room

Loves muggle horror movies

Tells the best jokes

Loved divination

Always knew what his friend’s’ favorite treats were and would have them on hand for whenever they were sad

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alright here’s just some of my headcanons i have! some might be pretty common ones but here they are anyway(: i might do a second part to this later on!

💗-kat

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17 Toxic Male Characters TV Tried to Disguise

Chuck Bass is probably one of the worst characters on television. He tried to rape two main characters in the first episode of the show, and even traded the “love of his life’s” body for his hotel. Not to mention how he always emotionally abused Blair and once got physical with her when he was drunk. Chuck never got better, but Gossip Girl did get better at hiding how horrible he was from the audience.

To be fair, most characters on The Vampire Diaries were toxic but Damon was one of the worst. Not only did he kill literally everyone (including Elena’s brother) but he regressed far too many times in the series. When Katherine pretended to be Elena and didn’t want to be with Damon, he started threatening all of her friends. And this was like Season 5. Yeah, that’s not okay.

Ezra, or “Mr. Fitz” was all kinds of creepy. What kind of teacher has an intimate relationship with a 16-year-old high school student? One that should be in jail. Not to mention how he was actually stalking Aria and her friends the entire time in order to write a book.

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Monty would not stand for any of this shit!! And by shit I mean the whole of season 7!!

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I think the thing that is so frustrating about Netflix cancelling The Society is that they literally renewed the show almost a year ago. The show was about to go into shooting right as quarantine began. The scripts for season 2 had already been written. The pieces were in place for a second season. 

Frankly, it would have been a lot less frustrating if they had canceled the show in the first place instead of renewing it. 

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Monty Jasper and Harper's job

• So I wasn’t sure at first where I wanted to go with these three career wise – like the obvious route is to put Jasper as a chemist and Monty as an engineer, because that is what they always are in fanfictions.

• But then I thought – A R A D I O C H A N N E L. like imagine, Jasper being the host, Monty preferring the bts part you know, making sure their audio is working and everything but also gets roped into giving his opinion on things. Harper’s more of a writer, and she is in charge of their website and writes articles as well as answers their fans questions and stuff. And they talk about e v e r y t h i n g, from politics to random adventures they have, to their opinion on mythical folklore.

• It never remains on topic, and they will go through about four different completely unrelated discussions in the span of one hour, but they are hilariously unfiltered and are extremely popular amongst teens.

#jasper jordan #harper mcintyre #monty green #the 100 #the 100 au

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How they all met

• so I already told you how Clarke integrated into the group

• and Wells was Clarkes friend and visited them sometimes, so he was like an honorary friend ™or whatever.

• I headcanon that Jasper, Monty, Miller, Murphy, Harper, Octavia and Raven went to the same highschool.

• Jasper, Monty, Harper and Octavia were in the same class.

• So was Miller Raven and Murphy

• Jasper and Monty were childhood friends

• they met Harper in first grade and ‘allowed’ her into their group because she could make great pen guns.

• Octavia joined their class later – maybe fourth grade, once her mum finally settled and stopped moving them everytime she got a new boyfriend.

• They immediately befriended her, and were the only juniors not afraid of talking to Bellamy Blake’s sister.

• Back to Raven, Miller and Murphy

• Murphy was a hot mess™ in highschool and ofc didn’t hang out with Miller or Raven

• I imagine Miller and Raven were loose friends, the sort that said hi to each in the halls and paired up in classes when they knew no one else.

• That’s it though for highschool

• Bellamy was too kewl™ to associate with any of the juniors in highschool tho

• I really like the idea of Octavia being the reason why everyone’s friends. Like she is the youngest, and a tough ass but everyone can’t help but protecting her

• so that is how Raven get’s into the group. She sees Octavia getting pestered by a group of bitchy girls and helps her out

• and even though Raven’s a senior, her and Octavia become fast friends

• when Bellamy turns 18, he moves out of his mums and takes Octavia with her – after their mum wants to move yet a g a i n

• so they move into a flat.

• Miller forgets to put down a request for a dorm ?? so he has to look for an apartment near his university

• and Octavia remembers him as the guy in highschool that got her out of detention with Mr Pike and was like,,, yeah you can live with us

• and that’s how they all became friends, Octavia just a l w a y s had everyone round – and even if they were all different ages they just hung out together because *we are family*

• cue Murphy

• now Murphy was dragged in by Jasper

• he was working at a bar part time, and Jasper gets into a fight with some guy who could sit on him and squash him

• and Murphy’s all exasperated, but helps him out

• and Jasper ofc won’t just leave him alone

• he invites him to hang out and Murphy can’t think of anything stranger

• but he is trying to turn his life around after having a shitty highschool experience – and Emori is for the whole idea so they awkwardly hang out with the rest of the gang

• and become friends like that

#this is a mess #not even sure if i live all these ideas #but it seems legit #so we will stick with it for now #the 100 #the 100 modern au #the delinquents

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Clarke Griffin Modern AU

Reposting from my Instagram @allthings_.books

• Almost all the Clarke AU’s I read have her as a doctor – but I prefer thinking of her as an artist. I feel like yeah, ofc we saw her as a medic on the ground but that’s because she was the only one out of the 100 with the knowledge and background. And on the ark it’s not like artists were needed – she was the daughter of the head medic so it was her natural root. But that doesn’t mean it was a passion.

• But she definitely volunteered at hospitals in her spare time.

• she started out doing a med degree because that was what Abby wanted, and at the time she thought it was what she wanted to. But as she grew up and experienced life outside of the Griffin household she realised art was what she wanted to pursue. So she decided to major in it, and that’s when her mum stopped talking to her. She ended up finishing her medical degree to, because she only had two years left and did enjoy learning everything.

• So if you want to get a rough idea about how I imagine her life to be, maybe picture Lorelai Gilmore – but her incentive to leave wasn’t because of a baby but her degree.

• Coming to how she met everyone. I think during her childhood, she only had Wells as a friend, but then Jaha moved out of their small town and she lost Wells when she was in highschool (they reconnected when she moved out, and he would come to meet her whenever he could and vise versa because GUESS WHAT, no one dies in my world.).

• except Jake, idk I just can’t imagine her dad being alive in my world and her still doing half the things I write. So yeah, he died in a car crash in my head when she was in highschool.

• Throughout highschool she had friends but no one she could depend on. You know the whole ‘we will walk together to the washrooms and sit at the same table, but god forbid we share any valid life detail.’

• Then one night she went to New York to look at universities, and met Murphy at a bar. He was about to get his ass beat but she helped him out and they ended up getting drunk and he let her crash at his apartment.

• Idk I like the idea of her meeting Murphy first.

• She went back home the next day and forgot all about that night.

• So then she gets accepted into university, and for the first few years is doing her med degree, but lives at home and barely interacts with anyone.

• Then when she decides to do an art degree, she gets into a fight with her mother, and ends up moving out and into a dorm.

• THEN she meets Jasper, Monty and Octavia who go to the same university – but she never saw before because they obviously werent in the same department as her and Clarke never hung around the university.

• They helped her settle into the independent life and get her own space and through them she met Raven, Bellamy and everyone else.

• She ofc saw Murphy with them as well and they hit it off again

• Okay now random headcanons that I thought of.

• I can only picture her in like a studio apartment, with BIG windows, a huge living room space. Wood and neutral colours. One bedroom, and a small kitchen that’s apart of the living room.

• And her work EVERYWHERE. She would paint and decorate all her furniture. Design all her pillow covers. She was an artist and proud of it.

• Her living room is her art studio, and has easels and paint and canvas’ everywhere.

• Definitely a night owl™.

• TERRIBLE puns and knock knock jokes.

• Plus she has terrible joke timing.

• But she got really excited when she told a joke so everyone laughed anyway.

• She was ALWAYS cold. Always. Her feet were like ice cubes. But she never wore shoes because they annoyed her feet. And she wouldn’t turn up the heat because it ruined her ‘vibe™’

• big snacker, she’d be the one with all the unbranded, weird ass snacks in her cupboard like idk squirrel shaped onion rings or whatever. Basically my girl took full advantage of the freedom she got after leaving Abbitch.

• But she was always forgetting to eat actual m e a l s.

• sleep schedule? I think the fuck not. The sun came up and went down it was all the same to her.

• She loved animals, especially dogs – but didn’t trust herself to take care of one. Neither did Wells, not after her fourth grade Hamster™.

• She would research about the most random things, just so she was always prepared and well informed for a Debate (Heated Argument*) at anytime.

• Loved board and card games. And was super competitive which goes without saying. She was an UnO chaMp™.

• A tumblr girl™ – either you know what I mean or you don’t. Like yeah she had all the socials – her private school friends back home made them for her. But she didn’t know their usernames or passwords. Her instagram bio still her highschool name in it. But then she could spend hours on tumblr because they were Her People™.

• Loved painting her clothes. Especially her socks. All her socks had her favourite characters on them, ranging from the Bananas in Pajamas and Pippi Longstocking to Monica in FRIENDS.

• Speaking of characters. She had two extremes while watching shows – either she would immerse herself fully in them, analysising every character development, researching every plot hole, ranting about every character on tumblr, or she wouldn’t watch it at all. No in betweens here maam.

• She loved crime shows, and would try and guess the end result before the episode ended.

• Also loved rewatching movies and commenting about how dumb everyone was.

• Physically incapable of turning down a dare ?? rumour has it she’d break out in hives if she did.

• Like she was sensible and practical, she had to be after leaving home when she was like 19 (idk im not good with working out ages) and the only money she had was the cash her dad left her, because Abby is a bitch and cut her off. The money was enough to pay for her art degree (Abby had already taken care of the medical one) – anyways getting off topic.

• Basically she was smart and sensible but say the word Dare™ and she would bunjy jump from her flats window..

• Claustrophobic. Good thing her apartment had that window, huh? (I just really like the idea of Clarke painting in front of a big ass window with the view of New York beneath her. It’s my whole brand rn)

• Coming back to apartments, poor thing never learnt how to lock a door. She was always leaving her door open, and Bellamy (look I have so many Modern Bellarke AU’s but Im running out of room so i’ll give us all just one) would come in with food (because her friends had to feed her if she wouldn’t herself.) and have to shout at her.

• She just kept loosing her keys under her shit so it was either leaving the door open or being locked out all night.

• So ofc, she left the door open.

• had a pillow army™. The fluffy ones, ones shaped as penguins, and doughnuts and various other food items. You couldn’t see much bed, all it was was pillows.

• Her life goal after moving out of her mums and getting an apartment was to keep one (1) potted plant alive (‘that cactus was fa u l t y’)

• has a really old tattered leather journal that was filled with sketches and ideas and reminders she would never remember to check.

• S t i c k y n o t e s on fridges kinda girl™. But all her friends were convinced it was because they looked pretty, because it’s not like she ever CHECKED what she wrote.

• She loved those honk if you’re __ stickers. she’d constantly switch the one on her jeep. (YES the jeep made it into my headcanons, don’t fight it)

• was a ‘blast your music loud and proud kind of girl’

• indie music when she was worked, or painting something that required concentration and a steady hand. Rock when she was jamming out and cooking

• speaking of cooking, my girl can’t cook, okay?. She was a master at breakfast foods and could whip up pancakes that tasted like fairy dust but that was I T.

• because yes, she would follow recipes. To begin with at least. But halfway through she would get bored and *merge* steps and it would all just be a mess.

• She drunk dialed Abby once and said ‘no mum, i’m giving up YOUR dreams’ because she would be damned if she couldn’t live out her Disney fairytale when the opportunity was r i g h t there.

• As for work, she had a part time job in the book store near her flat at night. In the day she would paint, and a lot of her work sold for top dollar. Her parents circle were her first few clients, and as they spread the word she found her career taking off.

• She hated being still and not doing something. So when she wasn’t painting, or hanging out with her friends, or at work, she would volunteer at the local hospital.

• But no matter how hard they tried to get her to actually w o r k there, she wouldn’t.

But like, she would also *volunteer* all night if need be, and all the staff treated her like she was actually working there idk lol this probably makes no sense but it’s clear in my head and I love it.

• The Delinquents (yeah, they call themselves that. Octavia is a softhearted rebel™) always ended up crashing at her apartment (because her door was always unlocked) and she loved painting them while they had movie night together, or stayed up late baking.

• All their apartments were full of paintings she did from their time together that they liked.

• OH THEY DEFINITELY WATCHED THE VOICE OR AMERICAN IDOL OR S O M E T H I N G LIKE THAT TOGETHER –

• wait I can see this so clearly. NONE of them could sing except Harper

• but that didn’t stop them from rating everyone elses voices and shouting at the judges for their decisions.

• now I am having group flashes oop -

#clarke griffin #the 100 #the 100 au #clarke griffin au #clarke griffin modern au #basically angstless clarke #a concept we all need #i have SO many more ideas #like all their friendships and shit #my headcanons arent e n d i n g

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Hi! I'll be posting headcanons on this page - basically taking angsty canon endings and plots and making them b e a r a b l e.

PS: I'm @allthings_.books on Instagram if you want to check my account out uwu