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immortality really fucking hurts...

just some mysterion angst bc i wanted to draw the edgy lil baby bean crying. i'm not very proud of the final result tbh lol

#south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #mysterion

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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS STUPID ORANGE LITTLE SHIT

IS INTO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL!!!!!

HE LITERALLY BECAME MYSTERION TO FIGHT AGAINST THAT SHIT AND TO PROTECT HIS LITTLE SISTER THE BEST HE COULD FROM IT

THIS IS NOT A FUCK BOY HES A DORKY LITTLE BOY WHO LIKES BOOBS

I UNDERSTAND THE PURITY RING EPS AND WHERE HE LIKES TO GET HIGH BUT OFF PAINT‼️‼️‼️ THE CREATORS LITERALLY SAID

"He would eat worms and drink gasoline just to impress you"

OFC HE WOULD HES A DUMB LITTLE ORANGE FUCK

EVERY BOY HIS AGE LIKES BOOBS HES NOT A DAMN FUCK BIY STOP IT RIGHT FUCLING NWORNAKNTKF

STOPPQKQOKWJDNE

#kenny mccormick #KENNY IS NOT A FUCK BOY!!! #south park #mysterion

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What I Imagine Each Hero Gets Respect For

Mysterion: Being scary as shit and stopping the most amount of crime.

Toolshed: Single-handedly taking down the entirety of Japan and forcing them to stop killing whales and dolphins.

Human Kite: Mostly pity because he's forced to stay in base. People respect him because he's literally from a whole different planet that discovered long-distance space travel way before humans did.

Coon: Nobody respects him. He's good with master plans, but nobody respects him.

Super Craig: The way he just does not give a shit about his secret identity. When the cops came to arrest him, my dude just flipped them off and went on his way. Does he have the government chasing him down? Yes.

Wonder Tweek: Dealing with Craig.

Mosquito: Little to no respect except for the fact he can just drain you of your blood. Then what? Bitch. So yeah heroes respect him but I imagine the public seeing him as a joke.

Fastpass: Just being That Guy. You know, that guy. The one that everyone likes. Just being chill.

Professor Chaos: I imagine everyone respects him just a tiny bit for his genius plans, except for Toolshed. Toolshed will not rest until he knows what happened to the Hamster Minions and if they are okay.

Call Girl: Being a badass and great at finding anyone anything anytime. Good at hacking systems and breaking into things. Also an icon with an iconic costume.

Captain Diabetes: Nobody respects him. Not a goddamn bit.

Professor Timothy: Being Professor Timothy

#South park #mysterion #sp toolshed #sp human kite #the coon #super craig #wonder tweek #sp tupperware #sp fastpass #sp mosquito #captain diabetes #sp tfbw #the fractured but whole #Midnight Rambles #professor timothy

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everyone's like "kyle doesn't have freckles cartman said so" "kyle has freckles because of the xmas episode" but what about kyle having the kind of freckles that only show up with sun. like his face is completely freckle-less until he goes out on summer and then it's full of them. but since south park almost doesn't have a summer this doesn't happen often. so everyone just assumes he's got no freckles but then sunlight and proves everyone wrong ✨

#south park #south park headcanons #south park hcs #south park au #south park fandom #kyle broflovski #south park kyle #kyle sp #kyle brovlofski

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#south park #bunny south park

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there is a crazy (in a positive way) dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing

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#palestine

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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🪽guardian angel🪽

#south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #mysterion #karen mccormick #sp karen #don’t fuck with this kid’s sister or you’ll pay big time

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Can you draw Mysterion and Karen (pretty please with ice cream, sprinkles and a cherry on top)?? (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)

You got it!!!! (Plus a little bonus doodle of Karen dressed as mysterion because ily)

Kenny McCormick may be worlds biggest loser but man if he doesn’t care for his sister

These are pretty simple cause I’m busy rn but I hope you enjoy

#McCormick fam ily #south park fanart #kenny mccormick #karen mccormick #mysterion #princess kenny #south park #kenny south park #kenny sp

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Alias ❓

#South Park #kenny mccormick #south park fanart #sp kenny #mysterion

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Sometimes I remember that all lesbianism is named after 1 really gay lady from 4000 years ago. Whether you use the term Sapphic or lesbian, it still is from her which is hilarious, hope she enjoys being women loving incarnate

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imagine being british

#johnny toast #taleblr #venturiantale pie #paranormal investigators extraordinaire