What I Imagine Each Hero Gets Respect For
Mysterion: Being scary as shit and stopping the most amount of crime.
Toolshed: Single-handedly taking down the entirety of Japan and forcing them to stop killing whales and dolphins.
Human Kite: Mostly pity because he's forced to stay in base. People respect him because he's literally from a whole different planet that discovered long-distance space travel way before humans did.
Coon: Nobody respects him. He's good with master plans, but nobody respects him.
Super Craig: The way he just does not give a shit about his secret identity. When the cops came to arrest him, my dude just flipped them off and went on his way. Does he have the government chasing him down? Yes.
Wonder Tweek: Dealing with Craig.
Mosquito: Little to no respect except for the fact he can just drain you of your blood. Then what? Bitch. So yeah heroes respect him but I imagine the public seeing him as a joke.
Fastpass: Just being That Guy. You know, that guy. The one that everyone likes. Just being chill.
Professor Chaos: I imagine everyone respects him just a tiny bit for his genius plans, except for Toolshed. Toolshed will not rest until he knows what happened to the Hamster Minions and if they are okay.
Call Girl: Being a badass and great at finding anyone anything anytime. Good at hacking systems and breaking into things. Also an icon with an iconic costume.
Captain Diabetes: Nobody respects him. Not a goddamn bit.
Professor Timothy: Being Professor Timothy
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welcome to pointing out things in South Park: The Fractured But Whole's character sheets that everyone missed for some reason, despite being hilarious and also making sense
Kyle's weakness is "mom", because he is very scared of his mom
also "kite theologist" isn't a religion but I'll give him points for creativity and staying on topic, also theology is the study of religion, so it makes sense at least (unlike some others)
Craig's power source is love, but his weakness is communication. I feel like that's gonna cause some problems (oh wait, it did)
also "way of the fist" fits him and his character, but it's also not a religion
.
I love scott
but
insulin
is not a religion
Kenny's weakness being "poverty" is actually amazing
also while "fatalism" isn't a religion (it's an ideology), I believe it fits him really well and his arc. Fatalism is the belief that basically "it is what it is", the thought that we have no free will, and things just happen
I think it fits well since during the Coon vs. Coon and Friends arc, I believe it shows Kenny sort of.. accepting his immortality. Also most of Kenny's deaths have been completely coincidental so it makes sense that he feels like he has no control over his life.
anyways I really love Kenny
the only thing that can stop Professor Chaos
is getting grounded
also entropy isn't a religion, but because it literally just means "chaos", I'll let it slide
Cartman.
you can't just not have a weakness.
I'll let the religion slide cuz it's funny
ok so I've mentioned Toolshed's religion before, but I pose you this.
his power source is "220V", which is a measurement for electricity, like outlets. so this makes me wonder, does he like, charge? like an iPhone? when he goes to bed, does he have to get plugged into the wall before he goes to sleep? is the 24V battery he carries on his back sometimes just a portable charger for him?
I know he's an altered human but I think it's funny to think that he just charges like a iphone
originally while researching these I didn't know what "SkyMaul Catalog" was, but then I searched it up
it was amazing, thank you Tupperware
also assembly isn't a religion what are you a lego set
his sexuality and gender is "yes please" and that is the most Jimmy thing to do
also speed isn't a religion either what are you sonic the hedgehog
shoutout to Call Girl, Wonder Tweek, and Mosquito they didn't have anything interesting enough for me to comment on (unlike everyone else they actually understand what a religion is)
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I want to know more about pip...
GIVE PIP NOW
Please
(KDBDKDBDKDBDKDBD)
(Uuuh funny thing- I don’t have too much for main timeline pip yet, but I do for the other versions sjdbdjbd)
(Adventure and maybe Fantasy would be the most powerful vers, but tfbw ver is prolly favorite I’ve made)
(He’s also the one that’s plot significant whenever this first arc eventually finishes. Next timeline that’ll be important in/shown comic is Super heroes)
(Tupperware is also veryy important there, but this post is about Pip KDBDJ)
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I dont say it much but I really like tupperwares(fractured but whole Tolkien) outfit
Its so silly jshdbd
(Cropped his phone destroyer card cause of hard gore)
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