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Hey btw I don't know who needs to hear this, but those adults telling you that your teen years are the best years of your life? Yeah I don't know what the hell they're smoking, either. I'm 29 and every once in a while I just sit here and think "man, it sure sucked to be 14. Glad I never have to do that again."

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#*20th

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badlands rumble was simultaneously the most straight and gay movie i have ever seen

#dyke flavor wolfwood instant reblog #trigun

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*sees cute boy* Oh Um hehe *turns around in embarrassment and walks in opposite direction**accidentally performs frame perfect clip and falls through the floor* HELP *is flung thousands of pixels away and sent to a parallel universe* WHERE THE FUCK AM I

#no no the explanation makes it more funny

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

#LAUGH RULE

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calvin onion suit

#this is my gender hope this helps

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#i unironically like the way bruises feel. not in an impact play way in an I'm clumsy way

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#well if that counts then i guess yes

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hi hello yes i would like to request a fucking break. yes for the next 10 years. at least. thank you.

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#i have tumblr discourse nightmares it's the ptsd <3

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#that woman got played by the fey i think #/j

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Chapter 0: The End.

First chapter of my Trigun post-canon AU. It will roughly be 10 chapters and all in manga style :3c It will have a lot of gayearning and feels ywy So prepare, this is gonna be fun. You can find an HD version of it on my Ko-fi.

From next month, I'll upload the new pages directly on my Ko-fi page, as soon as I finish them. Then, after the chapter is done, I'll post it whole on my social media!

Thank you so much fro reading, lmk what you think!!!

#WAAAAH /vpos #trigun

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#not quite visiting my past self for advice and not quite my wife's dead artist concerts but #i would go retrace my life and just go do the fun things I wasn't allowed to #i think it would fix me

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and are these jobs hiring trans people for a diversity quota in the room with us right now?