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Adopt Sergeant Floofy Butt

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Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

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Concept: An all gay pirate crew, made of mostly men but with a woman as the captain. When a mermaid tries to lure the pirates into the water, the results are not what she expected. Shes use to her prey being men, shes not expecting her prey to be the pretty captain, whos being held back by her crew, from jumping overboard.

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Writing Prompt #2456

"When you said you we were going to dress as pirates, I thought you meant the software stealing kind."

"Why the fuck would I mean that kind?"

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He was not having it

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Formaggio: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?

Gelato: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.

Melone: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.

Melone: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.

Risotto: Are. Are you speaking from experience.

Melone: No!

Melone:

Melone: ....Maybe.

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I saw some kid named Viagra once… it was both funny and sad

honestly so many words sound like pretty baby names but then it turns out you can't use them bc they have Other Stupid Meanings. i mean come on. Allegra. Edema. Nitroglycerin. pretty! pretty baby names

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Therapist ;; How about you? Tell us your name

Leone ;; Uhm… Abbachio…

Therapist ;; Alright, when was the last time you felt either stressed or anxious, Abbacchio?

Leone ;; About five seconds ago when you asked me my name

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Sorbet ;; You’re a slut. You’re a whore! You’re a pain in my ass and you’ve got two brain cells working at most!

Gelato ;;

Sorbet ;; And the worst part???

Gelato ;; You love me?

Sorbet ;; I fucking adore you

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Narancia: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Abbacchio: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Narancia: Lmao, @SexPistols69.

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Gelato ;; I’m starting to think our neighbours hate us.

Sorbet ;; It’s taken you this long to figure that out?

Gelato ;; In my defence, death threats are pretty standard where I come from.

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Fugo ;; Please don't Mista this situation worse than it's already is.

Mista ;; ... Did you just use my name as a verb

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Characters as Michael J Caboose quotes

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Abba ;; He just put two and two together—

Narancia ;; Four!

Abba ;; That wasn’t a test

Narancia ;; Yes it was, I won

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Narancia ;; Maybe we should ask him something only a computer would know

Fugo ;; Like what?

Narancia ;; What’s 9x8

Everyone ;; 72

Narancia ;; Oh my god, it’s spreading

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Diavolo ;; What is it you want, Cioccolata

Secco on the phone ;; What do I want?

Secco, serious ;; Do you have any cookies?

Diavolo ;; No— What are your demands. You have to give us your demands

Secco ;; I demand cookies!

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