Bruno: The only pole dancing class that my schedule allows me to attend is a couples one. Does anyone wanna sign up with me?
Leone: I don’t like pole dancing
Narancia and Trish: We can’t. It goes against our Christian Minecraft Server.
Mista: I’m busy at that time.
Bruno: I haven’t told you at what time it is.
Giorno: The one near the park? Sure. A friend spent his summer in Italy last year and force me to sign up with him.
Leone: You have friends?
Mista: You can pole dance?
Narancia, walking into Bruno and Abbacchio’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Bruno: What was it about?
Abbacchio: No, don’t ask them that!
Bruno: Why not?
Abbacchio: Cause they’ll answer!
Naranica: FUCK YOU, ABBACCHIO!
Fugo: HOLY SHIT DUDE!
Narancia: Abbacchio! I’m dancing on your bed, it’s my bed now! If you want me off you’re gonna have to kill me! It’s my room now. Me and Fugos room.
Fugo: Don’t loop me into this what the fuck.
Fugo: Don’t say a word.
Fugo: I said no words!
Narancia: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
JJBA Vento Aureo Headcanons: Noses!
brunos nose is straight and pointy, giornos nose is very average; its round/pointy, average sized and has no bumps whatsoever, abbacchio has a hooked roman nose, fugo has a pointy nose with a bump, mista just has a big masculine nose and narancias nose has a bump too but its wide and round, not pointy.
Narancia: I don’t need math, I’ll never use it in the real world
Bruno: Okay, on the count of three-
Narancia: Oh gOD OH FUCK
You’re going on a romantic date with ￼Mista he takes you to Olive Garden you order some spaghetti😋 Narancia comes back out with your food and a foot file? He puts his foot over your plate of spaghetti and says tell me when😍￼￼
->When you do, specify for who you want to ask. (Ex: For Bruno [question])
->You can ask me, Abbacchio, Giorno, Trish, Fugo, Narancia, Mista and Bruno.
->No NSFW or +18.
->Challenges are welcome too.
Mista: Use uwu in a sentence.
Narancia: I’m walking on sunshine~ uwu.
Mista: Fucking Superb.
Narancia: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter ‘a’.
Abbacchio: You thought you did something, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without the first letter of the English lexicon.
Abbacchio wears contacts
Rohan has a belly button piercing
Bucciarati wears those stupid “women want me fish fear me shirts” but mista and narancia vandalize them to say weird stuff
Fugo can play the piano
Narancia is trans and chose the name norange just because he likes oranges.
Jonathan absolutely adored any animals and wanted more than just Danny but George said no.
Josukes hair is fried from all the hairspray and straightening.
plus it’s like crunchy, ya know how cosplayers use got2b glued on wigs. that’s what he uses on his hair.
joseph told him a bunch of stories about the events of pt 2
I would say that rohan wears gucci is a headcanons but I’m 90% sure it’s canon
rohan is the reason Jotaro divorced his wife.
mista wears axe
fugo is at least trilingual. speaking italian, french, and english. maybe more.
trish wears bath and body works cherry blossom perfume.
Abbacchio wears poison noir
ik minecraft came out 9 years after he died but narancia would’ve loved to play it. he would’ve made everyone else play it too.
giorno loves wearing rings and shiny jewelry.
if someone important to him gets him a necklace or ring or earring or something he will wear it all the time.
Jotaro wears like a ocean breeze cologne
okay I’m done
narancia tells fugo that he helped “free” the goldfish
Giorno: I am lost..
Bruno: Hi lost, im dad.
Fugo: Hi dad, im about to commit arson.
Narancia: Hi, im about to commit arson, im Narancia.!
Abbacchio: I fucking hate this song.
Narancia: You gotta admit though, its pretty catchy!
Abbacchio: The bubonic plague was ‘pretty catchy’ and it killed like, one third of Europe.
Abbacchio: Can I be frank with you guys?
Mista: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.
Narancia: Can I still be Narancia?
Fugo: Shh, let Frank speak.