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Valve release the last comic NOW I need seal lore.

#TF2

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merry crisis

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POV: heavy is the TA in your Russian lit class

Hay I love the wat you draw team tf2 can you draw heavy wearing a suit

here you go!

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My Christmas Carol tf2 casting, starring:

Scrooge- red spy

Jacob Marley- blu spy

Belle- scout ma

Bob crachit- engineer

Tiny Tim- archimedes

Crachit’s family- all of the mercs

Christmas past- scout

Christmas present- heavy

Christmas future- pyro

#tf2 #team fortress two

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Give it back to Scout you chuckleheads

#tf2 scout #tf2 weapons #tf2

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Cringe is dead, tf2 10th class OC. Useless melee class let’s goooooo

Made in heroforge because why not, also some goofy headcanons because why not:

-Short queen (~5ft tall) and a dramatic bitch.

-Conducts dramatic bitch shenanigans with Spy (they cheated at horse race together, with Rider as the jockey on a weirdass talking hell-horse medic found somewhere).

-Used to live in/have an office inside of a life-sized sauropod model in a museum. 

-steals spoons.

-HATES Medic. Fuck this guy, he had no *real* appreciation for skeletons, she can do a better job Medic-ing than him anyway!  (no she can’t, she’s horrible at Medic-ing, please take away her saddlebag, please, half the time she just chucks scrap metal at people at already low hp, please stop-).

-Deals low damage on ranged attacks (the relict revolver is called so because she found it in an old scrap pile and it’s barely workable), and only truly combat viable when able to melee attack/run the over opponents.

Her backup mount Mari the horse (she’s also not above horse theft if she’s in hurry)

#tf2 10th class #tf2 oc #tf2 ocs

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Valve really went

“What if the queercoded villain wasn’t actually the villain”

And made The Medic

#tf2 medic #team fortress two

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Medic (and the rest of the Mercs too!) Rosh Hashanah headcanons wooo

(Because every time I see someone call Medic a nazi I make him even more Jewish)

-When he was a kid, his family back in Germany used to have massive Rosh Hashanah dinners with all of his relatives coming over. He never lets on to being the sentimental kind of person, but he always gets a bit nostalgic when that time of year rolls around.

-Now that he’s in the New Mexico desert, it doesn’t feel the same. The wind, rain and migrating birds only come well into November. Even in this interrupted landscape, he can’t help but dream of better days.

-Medic enlists Heavy to help him cook. The extent Medic participated in his family’s celebration way playing with the other kids, and cooking has never been a strong suit of his.

-His family used to serve some sort of big fish, although the years have snatched up what kind it was. Heavy and Medic have had many adventures over the years to find a suitable specimen.

-One year, it was driving 2 hours to the only non lead-choked stream to go fishing with sniper.

-The next, Heavy had to help Spy with some secret business in order to get him to (somehow) get a massive salmon delivered to the base.

-Medic is one of those people who, when he’s gutting a fish straight up dissects it like he’s doing it for a lab practical. He enjoys it way too much.

-The only person who is allowed in the kitchen other than Heavy and Medic is (very briefly) Pyro. Pyro gets to mix the raisins into the Challah, of course by the time they’re done, the dough is about 90% raisins by volume, but that’s ok.

- Sticky launcher Tashlich? Sticky launcher Tashlich (they shoot bread out of the sticky launcher into the desert, good times had by all).

- When the meal is served, medic dresses up in his best dark blue and gold tailcoat. Spy is dressed as normal but drags Scout along and forces him to put on a tie.

-it’s a nice night for everyone (Except Scout, who has trouble sitting still (I feel you buddy)).

-If Medic is either feeling particularly nostalgic, had too much wine or both, he’ll tell the stories his family used to tell children at times like these.

-They’re your standard folktales teaching kids to be humble, polite and good mannered. However, it’s clear from how Medic retells them he drew the exact *opposite* messages from them.

- He sees his tricks and crimes as things the “protagonists” of these stories would do, and sees himself as some sort of folk hero.

-As the night is winding down, and Heavy and Medic are cleaning up (Engineer helps and refuses to leave). A slightly tipsy Medic might find himself maybe giving Heavy a lil kiss. (Engineer saw nothing, he swears)

#tf2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic

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My headcanon for pyro is that they’re a little fire spirit, since we know ghosts exist in the tf2 world, why not other spooky lil guys?

They were attracted to the battlefield one day by one of Demo’s explosions, which was enough to make them give up causing wildfires in the badlands and instead hang out with these very funny little humans. The humans here didn’t want to put out pyro’s fires like they did in the fields and forests pyro used to haunt. Finally, someone other than the bluebirds who nested in the burnt-out trees and the little pink flowers that grew from the ashes understood how beautiful fire was!

Since all the humans pyro would see, and sometimes come and play with in their pre Mann co. Days would wear big suits, pyro “borrowed” one from one of their human “friends”, and put it on to look more like a human so they might be more accepted.

Being non-physical, pyro technically can’t die, but since everyone else seems extremely interested in going back to respawn once they get hit with the pointy loud rocks, pyro has decided that in order to fit in, they should as well. Pyro doesn’t really understand “talking” either, humans sound like birds to them most of the time, so pyro tries their best to mimic their noises.

Of course, my official headcanon for what pyro looks like under the mask:

#team fortress two #tf2 headcanons #tf2 pyro #tf2 pyro headcanon

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Doodled some of the mercs as birds (while I was supposed to be writing an essay)

Medic-> bearded vulture (they break bones, and just have that *look*)

Pyro-> black lory (they’re goofy little guys that look like other parrots but metal.)

Engine-> Altamira oriole (they build complex nests, and you can find them in Texas!)

Demo-> Bohemian waxwing (you can find them in Ullapool, and they’re famous for getting drunk on fermented berries)

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #cringe is dead #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro

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Scout, but he’s small and hits his first baseball

This is why your father left.

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Friendly reminder that miss Pauling plays DND and is a huge nerd

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Miss Pauling: You know how hard it is to work in a skirt ?

Scout: I bet I could do it.

Miss Pauling: I can't wait to see it.

Scout: Watch me

Scout: GUYS ! MISS PAULING SAID WE AREN'T CAPABLE OF WORKING IN SKIRTS !

So... that's how it began, a stupid idea that stuck with me.

I had to draw it.

And so there were those who went and found a simple skirt, those who tried to find something fancy or something they liked while still being practical. And those who when all the way with a dress because it looked nice but... ins't practical at all.

Here they are in all of their glory, and some of their thoughts about it ^^

I know Heavy and Pyro aren't here but don't worry I still have some addition to make to this funny idea. I already had two full pages so I might as well share them now.

#Yeah demo’s cheating

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Haven’t been able to open it, can anyone else?

This is a very important question for very important research purposes;

Does anyone have a copy of/access to the TF2 dating sim?

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you know what? fuck you. *licks your Australium*

#tf2 #team fortress two

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HELLO? HI? WHAT?