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phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

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destiel versus sam winchester..

#this one was so fucking funny. broken clock is right twice a day etc #spn

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1) Meg White: “While Meg was often seen as the less talented foil to Jack’s virtuoso musicianship, the magic of The White Stripes lay between the interplay of the two. Pared back to as minimal a style as you can get, Meg was the nonchalant yin to her ex-hubby’s frenetic yang.” 2) Moe Tucker: “Maureen ‘Moe’ Tucker was a one-off even within the unconventional realms of her band The Velvet Underground. Sometimes reducing the kit down to the bare minimum, she’d also play with a mallet instead of a stick in her right hand to create a true primal sound.” 3) Regine Chassagne: “OK, so multi-talented Arcade Fire centre-pin Regine isn’t technically the band’s full-time drummer, but as one of the best all-rounders out there, she still deserves a nod. Frequently hopping onto a kit, before moving onto percussion and then singing lead, Regine’s ability to give the song whatever it needs at that point is exquisite.” 4) Stella Mozgawa: “More than almost any other current band, Warpaint’s mysterious alchemy relies equally on each band member and the interplay between them. Drummer Stella Mozgawa is crucial to this: slipping seamlessly into the band’s extended jams but always reigning it in from mere noodling, she’s one of the best modern players around.” 5) Janet Weiss: “Her Sleater-Kinney band mates once deemed her beats so solid ‘you could practically bang your head against them’, but it’s not just her gutsy, full-throttle playing that makes Weiss one of the best. Playing with everyone from Stephen Malkmus to The Shins, Weiss knows when to rein it in, too.” 6) Sheila E: “Sheila E’s most notable work might be on Prince’s ‘Purple Rain’, but her drumming skills have also appeared on tracks by everyone from Marvin Gaye to Diana Ross. Add to that an impressive solo career and you’ve got an insatiable talent.”

From NME’s 31 Of The Best Drummers To Grace Rock ‘N’ Roll

#my music-posting era is so cute to me now lol

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7/27/17

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dreamin

#today! #art

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i just think what if

#hey. #spn #fanart

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tfw you’re trying to conspire with your boy toy abt saving his brother-husband’s soul from eternal damnation but he keeps leaving his phone laying around where his husband can grab it 🙄

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spn is a comedy

#this was. #spn

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mid spn viewing: this is agony. it’s not worth it to go this far I must caution everyone against it

post spn viewing: you need to have a very high IQ to be able to appreciate the cw’s supernatural ,

#but actually it’s best enjoyed retroactively!!! made for successive viewings!!!!!

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thesis.

#this post is always relevant

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succtuals you could always join me over here you know. for the domestic horror of it all. it’ll only be a little bit unimaginably irritating

#you dont want to put your brain in a vitamix for 300+ episodes? you don’t love me?

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you either die young having the same fandoms as your mutuals or you live long enough to watch half of them turn into hockey rpf blogs

#sorry queens . couldn’t resist my roots

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#she’s RIGHT.

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I’ve never been able to take the dstiel ppl seriously bc they’ll casually say things like “when dean fell in love with cas” as if that isn’t. an utterly ludicrous statement

#my 1 singular chance of appreciating that relationship at all was for its angst potential/one-sidedness #but you guys fucked that up eons ago by being really annoying and sanctimonious. kisses